MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Salesperson
Common Small

Salesperson

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.salesperson
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
7.0 SEC
Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Base Cost: $28 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

10 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Press Room
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Venture Floor
The Venture Floor
Curated Shelf Stock
1.2x Price
Freelance Marketplace
Freelance Marketplace
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Boiler Room
The Boiler Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
21.4% (80 / 374 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
13.7% (7W / 44L)

-36.3% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 8L
Baron
23.5%
4W / 13L
Sergei
8.3%
1W / 11L
Mom & Pop
14.3%
2W / 12L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Salesperson

10 Recent Runs
VICTORY
Good Neighbor Feed & Seed
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Domination
$1,025 Valuation
9 days ago
DEFEAT
Zero Equity Left
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$810 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
Quantum LLC
CEO Scrappy • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$790 Valuation
23 days ago
VICTORY
Ship It Fridays
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Domination
$805 Valuation
23 days ago
DEFEAT
Vertex & Daughters
CEO Sergei • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$360 Valuation
26 days ago
DEFEAT
Vanguard Works
CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$450 Valuation
26 days ago
DEFEAT
Catalyst Cartel
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$2,330 Valuation
29 days ago
DEFEAT
Whiteboard & A Dream
CEO Baron • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$555 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
Escrow Enterprises
CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$430 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
Catalyst Works
CEO Sergei • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$355 Valuation
about 1 month ago