MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.freelance_marketplace
Changed in 1.1.0 STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
Freelance Marketplace
Asset Market 🏷️ 25% OFF 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 2.71 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–3

Freelance Marketplace

“Five-star ratings, ten-minute turnarounds, zero benefits. Tap to dispatch a contractor.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.freelance_marketplace

Hire freelancers at 25% off

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 25% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 85
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (34 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Corporate Mole (21 sold) Hard Worker (16 sold) Rubber Duck (15 sold) Unpaid Intern (15 sold) Salesperson (14 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
29.2% (63 / 216 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
2.71 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 2.71 cards per stop (68% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
171 items ($1393 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (16 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$10 NEW UNIT 1 day ago
$10 NEW UNIT 1 day ago
$9 NEW UNIT 1 day ago
$7 NEW UNIT 1 day ago
$11 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$9 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$6 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$9 NEW UNIT 2 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Freelance Marketplace's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

32 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 2 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Retainer Agreement

Retainer Agreement

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Profit 10.
When you sell this, permanently gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Retainer Agreement

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding List: $40
-25% OFF

Profit 10. When you sell this, permanently gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 50.0% (1/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
IT Support

IT Support

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
12.0
SEC
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

IT Support

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-25% OFF

Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.

Pick Rate 45.0% (18/40)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Mathematician

Mathematician

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.
8s.

Mathematician

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $14
-25% OFF

Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.

Pick Rate 39.4% (13/33)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Superfan

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-25% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Pick Rate 35.3% (6/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Corporate Mole

Corporate Mole

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
The rival loses -10 Valuation.

Corporate Mole

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-25% OFF

The rival loses -10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 34.9% (68/195)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 21 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Unpaid Intern

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-25% OFF

Profit 30.

Pick Rate 34.7% (84/242)
Win Rate 9.7% (3W/28L)
Merchant Volume: 15 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Prompt Engineer

Prompt Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Prompt Engineer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-25% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 34.0% (16/47)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Sketchy Contractor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $14
-25% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 25%.

Pick Rate 32.0% (31/97)
Win Rate 8.0% (2W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 10 acquisitions here
▼ 25
1-SLOT
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 25 Loss.
Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Corporate Spy

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $14
-25% OFF

Inflict 25 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 31.8% (7/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Community Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $10
-25% OFF

Profit 15. When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Pick Rate 31.4% (11/35)
Win Rate 8.3% (1W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 30
1-SLOT
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Social Media Manager

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-25% OFF

Gain 30 Moat. Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 20 ▲ 25
1-SLOT
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

True Believer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-25% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.

Pick Rate 28.2% (11/39)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Copywriter

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $14
-25% OFF

Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 27.9% (19/68)
Win Rate 17.6% (3W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Rubber Duck

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $10
-25% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.

Pick Rate 27.6% (68/246)
Win Rate 4.9% (2W/39L)
Merchant Volume: 15 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Freelancer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-25% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 27.5% (46/167)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/21L)
Merchant Volume: 13 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Salesperson

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $15
-25% OFF

Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 27.1% (54/199)
Win Rate 10.0% (3W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 14 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Hard Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-25% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 26.4% (64/242)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/57L)
Merchant Volume: 16 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Graphic Designer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-25% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.1% (47/187)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/38L)
Merchant Volume: 13 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
10X Coder

10X Coder

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale 2.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

10X Coder

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $14
-25% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Scale 2.

Pick Rate 25.0% (5/20)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Busy Receptionist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-25% OFF

Gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.4% (46/205)
Win Rate 5.1% (2W/37L)
Merchant Volume: 11 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Nepo Baby

Nepo Baby

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
1s.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Nepo Baby

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $10
-25% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 21.7% (10/46)
Win Rate 16.7% (2W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 5
1-SLOT
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Code Monkey

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-25% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Pick Rate 20.8% (11/53)
Win Rate 5.6% (2W/34L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ▼ 50
1-SLOT
Temp Worker

Temp Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 50.
Inflict 50 Loss.
Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Temp Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $10
-25% OFF

Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 18.9% (14/74)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 30 ⇈ 1
2-SLOT
Side Hustle

Side Hustle

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Side Hustle

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$13 Funding List: $18
-25% OFF

Profit 30. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 17.0% (9/53)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Apply 5 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Paid Reporter

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-25% OFF

Apply 5 Scandal.

Pick Rate 14.8% (4/27)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Volunteer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-25% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 20. Always costs 0 Funding.

Pick Rate 10.3% (4/39)
Win Rate 3.6% (1W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 15 ▼ 10
1-SLOT
Two-Pizza Team

Two-Pizza Team

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Profit 15.
Inflict 10 Loss.
Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Two-Pizza Team

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$52 Funding List: $70
-25% OFF

Profit 15. Inflict 10 Loss. Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30 ▲ 15
1-SLOT
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Profit 15.
When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Solo Maintainer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$48 Funding List: $65
-25% OFF

Gain 30 Moat. Profit 15. When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Loyal Worker

Loyal Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Profit 50.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Loyal Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding List: $60
-25% OFF

Profit 50. When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 5
1-SLOT
Personal Trainer

Personal Trainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss.
Overwork it 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Personal Trainer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $14
-25% OFF

The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss. Overwork it 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Doorman

Doorman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
Remove 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Doorman

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-25% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. Remove 2 Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
The Idea Guy

The Idea Guy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Profit 10.
Windfall 25%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

The Idea Guy

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-25% OFF

Profit 10. Windfall 25%.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 8
1-SLOT
Request for Proposal

Request for Proposal

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 8.
When you sell this, gain a random Service.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Request for Proposal

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding List: $40
-25% OFF

Profit 8. When you sell this, gain a random Service.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30 ◈ 20
2-SLOT
Human in the Loop

Human in the Loop

BASIC
MEDIUM AI SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Gain 20 Moat.
When an adjacent Human activates, Fast Track this 1s.
If you control no Humans, this is Audited for 4s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Human in the Loop

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$13 Funding List: $18
-25% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. Gain 20 Moat. When an adjacent Human activates, Fast Track this 1s. If you control no Humans, this is Audited for 4s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here