MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.freelance_marketplace
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
Freelance Marketplace
Asset Market 🏷️ 25% OFF 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 2.21 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–3

Freelance Marketplace

“Five-star ratings, ten-minute turnarounds, zero benefits. Tap to dispatch a contractor.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.freelance_marketplace

Hire freelancers at 25% off

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 25% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 85
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (46 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Corporate Mole (32 sold) Freelancer (27 sold) Hard Worker (27 sold) Rubber Duck (25 sold) Busy Receptionist (23 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
31.9% (145 / 455 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
2.21 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 2.21 cards per stop (55% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
320 items ($3,294 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (34 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$18 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$18 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$18 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$9 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$30 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$21 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$22 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$30 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$19 NEW UNIT 13 days ago
$21 NEW UNIT 13 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Freelance Marketplace's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 40 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 6 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▲ 30
2-SLOT
Strategic Partner

Strategic Partner

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Adjacent assets act 15% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Strategic Partner

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $20
-25% OFF

Profit 30. Adjacent assets act 15% faster.

Pick Rate 57.1% (4/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 12
1-SLOT
Translator

Translator

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30% Market Share.
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Translator

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-25% OFF

Gain 30% Market Share. Inflict 12 Loss.

Pick Rate 42.1% (8/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 4
1-SLOT
Instructor

Instructor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Your Employees gain +4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Instructor

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-25% OFF

Your Employees gain +4 Moat.

Pick Rate 33.3% (4/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Mathematician

Mathematician

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.

Mathematician

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$1 Funding List: $2
-25% OFF

Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.

Pick Rate 32.8% (20/61)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Prompt Engineer

Prompt Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Prompt Engineer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $10
-25% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.

Pick Rate 32.7% (37/113)
Win Rate 40.0% (4W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
IT Support

IT Support

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
12.0
SEC
▸ Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

IT Support

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $14
-25% OFF

Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.

Pick Rate 30.6% (19/62)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Community Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $18
-25% OFF

Profit 15. When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Pick Rate 29.8% (25/84)
Win Rate 11.8% (2W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Unpaid Intern

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $14
-25% OFF

Profit 30.

Pick Rate 29.7% (138/464)
Win Rate 10.9% (7W/57L)
Merchant Volume: 23 acquisitions here
▲ 30 ▼ 10
1-SLOT
Two-Pizza Team

Two-Pizza Team

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Two-Pizza Team

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding List: $40
-25% OFF

Profit 30. Inflict 10 Loss. Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.

Pick Rate 28.0% (7/25)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▼ 30
2-SLOT
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Sketchy Contractor

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$26 Funding List: $35
-25% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 50%.

Pick Rate 27.5% (57/207)
Win Rate 11.3% (6W/47L)
Merchant Volume: 20 acquisitions here
▲ 8
1-SLOT
Request for Proposal

Request for Proposal

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 8.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random Service.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Request for Proposal

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding List: $22
-25% OFF

Profit 8. When you sell this, gain a random Service.

Pick Rate 27.5% (19/69)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Corporate Mole

Corporate Mole

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ The rival loses -10 Valuation.

Corporate Mole

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$3 Funding List: $4
-25% OFF

The rival loses -10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 27.2% (100/368)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 32 acquisitions here
◈ 16
1-SLOT
Electrician

Electrician

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 16 Moat.
▸ At the start of the battle, Fast Track your Machines 2s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Electrician

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding List: $24
-25% OFF

Gain 16 Moat. At the start of the battle, Fast Track your Machines 2s.

Pick Rate 26.7% (4/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Freelancer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding List: $24
-25% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 26.1% (88/337)
Win Rate 6.5% (2W/29L)
Merchant Volume: 27 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Nepo Baby

Nepo Baby

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸ Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Nepo Baby

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-25% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 25.8% (23/89)
Win Rate 17.6% (3W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 9 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Mechanic

Mechanic

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Vehicles 1s.
▸ Whenever one of your Vehicles is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Mechanic

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $14
-25% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Vehicles 1s. Whenever one of your Vehicles is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 25.6% (10/39)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Copywriter

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding List: $24
-25% OFF

Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 25.5% (35/137)
Win Rate 26.9% (7W/19L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
The Idea Guy

The Idea Guy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

The Idea Guy

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $16
-25% OFF

Profit 10. Windfall 25%.

Pick Rate 25.0% (10/40)
Win Rate 100.0% (2W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Hard Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $14
-25% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 24.9% (114/458)
Win Rate 5.2% (4W/73L)
Merchant Volume: 27 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Busy Receptionist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$19 Funding List: $26
-25% OFF

Gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 24.4% (93/381)
Win Rate 8.5% (4W/43L)
Merchant Volume: 23 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Rubber Duck

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$4 Funding List: $6
-25% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.

Pick Rate 24.2% (129/532)
Win Rate 10.5% (6W/51L)
Merchant Volume: 25 acquisitions here
◈ 30
1-SLOT
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Social Media Manager

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding List: $60
-25% OFF

Gain 30 Moat. Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 23.8% (10/42)
Win Rate 7.7% (1W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 30 ▲ 15
1-SLOT
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Solo Maintainer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$41 Funding List: $55
-25% OFF

Gain 30 Moat. Profit 15. When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.

Pick Rate 23.5% (4/17)
Win Rate 33.3% (2W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 20 ▲ 25
1-SLOT
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

True Believer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding List: $40
-25% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.

Pick Rate 22.6% (21/93)
Win Rate 5.3% (1W/18L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Graphic Designer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding List: $30
-25% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.5% (91/404)
Win Rate 10.5% (8W/68L)
Merchant Volume: 23 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Salesperson

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $28
-25% OFF

Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 21.4% (80/374)
Win Rate 13.7% (7W/44L)
Merchant Volume: 20 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Doorman

Doorman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Doorman

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding List: $30
-25% OFF

Gain 20 Moat. Remove 2 Scandal.

Pick Rate 20.8% (5/24)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
10X Coder

10X Coder

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale 2.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

10X Coder

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding List: $30
-25% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Scale 2.

Pick Rate 20.8% (11/53)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 15
2-SLOT
Human Resources

Human Resources

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ The first time one of your Employees would be Liquidated, prevent it.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Human Resources

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding List: $16
-25% OFF

Remove 2 Scandal. Gain 15 Moat. The first time one of your Employees would be Liquidated, prevent it.

Pick Rate 20.8% (5/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30 ⇈ 1
2-SLOT
Side Hustle

Side Hustle

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Side Hustle

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding List: $30
-25% OFF

Profit 30. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 20.2% (19/94)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Superfan

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $28
-25% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Pick Rate 20.0% (10/50)
Win Rate 6.3% (1W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 25
1-SLOT
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Corporate Spy

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding List: $40
-25% OFF

Inflict 25 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 20.0% (7/35)
Win Rate 4.0% (1W/24L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Subscriber Base

Subscriber Base

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue for each of your Humans.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Subscriber Base

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding List: $22
-25% OFF

Gain 1 Revenue for each of your Humans. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 20.0% (4/20)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 14
1-SLOT
Doctor

Doctor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 14.
▸ Whenever one of your Humans is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Doctor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $10
-25% OFF

Profit 14. Whenever one of your Humans is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 20.0% (1/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Royalties

Royalties

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When you sell this, permanently gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Royalties

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$37 Funding List: $50
-25% OFF

Profit 10. When you sell this, permanently gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 18.6% (11/59)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Loyal Worker

Loyal Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Loyal Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding List: $40
-25% OFF

Profit 50. When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.

Pick Rate 18.2% (8/44)
Win Rate 33.3% (2W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ▼ 50
1-SLOT
Temp Worker

Temp Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Temp Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding List: $30
-25% OFF

Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 18.0% (25/139)
Win Rate 11.8% (2W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Paid Reporter

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$26 Funding List: $35
-25% OFF

Apply 5 Scandal.

Pick Rate 13.3% (6/45)
Win Rate 23.1% (3W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20 ▲ 5
1-SLOT
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Code Monkey

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$19 Funding List: $26
-25% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Pick Rate 12.9% (20/155)
Win Rate 11.8% (9W/67L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▼ 5
1-SLOT
Personal Trainer

Personal Trainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss.
▸ Overwork it 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Personal Trainer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $10
-25% OFF

The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss. Overwork it 1s.

Pick Rate 11.8% (4/34)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 18
2-SLOT
Call Center

Call Center

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 18 Moat.
▸ Remove 1 Scandal.
▸ Scale 2.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Call Center

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$21 Funding List: $28
-25% OFF

Gain 18 Moat. Remove 1 Scandal. Scale 2.

Pick Rate 11.1% (3/27)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Volunteer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-25% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 20. Always costs 0 Funding.

Pick Rate 8.5% (6/71)
Win Rate 6.1% (3W/46L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Physicist

Physicist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1.5s.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Machine activates, inflict 10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Physicist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $20
-25% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Machines 1.5s. Whenever an adjacent Machine activates, inflict 10 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30 ◈ 20
2-SLOT
Human in the Loop

Human in the Loop

BASIC
MEDIUM AI SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When an adjacent Human activates, Fast Track this 1s.
▸ If you control no Humans, this is Audited for 4s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Human in the Loop

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$30 Funding List: $40
-25% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. Gain 20 Moat. When an adjacent Human activates, Fast Track this 1s. If you control no Humans, this is Audited for 4s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/6)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 12
1-SLOT
Podcast

Podcast

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +5 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Podcast

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-25% OFF

Inflict 12 Loss. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +5 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Delivery Driver

Delivery Driver

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN VEHICLE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Restock adjacent assets 1.
▸ Move this one slot right.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Delivery Driver

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $14
-25% OFF

Profit 10. Restock adjacent assets 1. Move this one slot right.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here