MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Two-Pizza Team
Uncommon Small

Two-Pizza Team

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.two_pizza_team
Scheme
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
5.0 SEC
Profit 15. Inflict 10 Loss. Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $70 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$35 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) 2.0 Loss/s • +3.0 Profit/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

5 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Freelance Marketplace
Freelance Marketplace
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Fixer
The Fixer
Tag Filter (Scheme)
0.9x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Scheme)
1.0x Base Price
Demo Day
Demo Day
Curated Shelf Stock
1.1x Price
The Racetrack
The Racetrack
Curated Shelf Stock
1.1x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
0.0% (0 / 0 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
— (0W / 0L)

No completed filings recorded yet.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
—
No filings
Sergei
—
No filings
Baron
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
—
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Two-Pizza Team

No recent filings recorded with this asset on the final corporate board yet.