MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.demo_day
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
Demo Day
Asset Market 🏷️ +10% PREMIUM 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 1.21 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 2–7

Demo Day

“Twelve founders, ten minutes each, one slide that says Uber for X. The coffee is cold and the valuations are not.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.demo_day

Buy pitches, pivots and vaporware

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS +10% Surcharge
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 80
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (28 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Black Turtleneck (4 sold) The Idea Guy (4 sold) User Data (4 sold) Community EBITDA (3 sold) Sudden Pivot (3 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
22.9% (24 / 105 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.21 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.21 cards per stop (30% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
29 items ($1,579 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (2 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$17 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$17 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$0 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$44 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$38 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$70 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$70 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$66 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$19 NEW UNIT 13 days ago
$17 NEW UNIT 13 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Demo Day's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 15 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 13 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Free Trial

Free Trial

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Stock 3.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Free Trial

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $10
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 15. Stock 3. Always costs 0 Funding.

Pick Rate 42.9% (3/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Early Adopter

Early Adopter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +8 Valuation.

Early Adopter

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$17 Funding List: $16
+10% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +8 Valuation.

Pick Rate 30.8% (8/26)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30 ▼ 10
1-SLOT
Two-Pizza Team

Two-Pizza Team

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Two-Pizza Team

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$44 Funding List: $40
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 30. Inflict 10 Loss. Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.

Pick Rate 28.0% (7/25)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Black Turtleneck

Black Turtleneck

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track a random Scheme 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Black Turtleneck

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$17 Funding List: $16
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 20 Valuation. Fast Track a random Scheme 1s. Gain 1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 27.0% (10/37)
Win Rate 50.0% (3W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 18
1-SLOT
Viral Post

Viral Post

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 18 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Viral Post

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $14
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 18 Loss. Windfall 30%.

Pick Rate 26.2% (11/42)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 8
1-SLOT
Ad Network

Ad Network

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Ad Network

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $14
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.

Pick Rate 25.2% (33/131)
Win Rate 11.5% (3W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
The Idea Guy

The Idea Guy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

The Idea Guy

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$17 Funding List: $16
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 10. Windfall 25%.

Pick Rate 25.0% (10/40)
Win Rate 100.0% (2W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 20
2-SLOT
Generative AI

Generative AI

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
8.0
SEC
▸ At the start of the battle, become two copies of another small asset you control.
▸ If you control none, inflict 20 Loss instead.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Generative AI

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

At the start of the battle, become two copies of another small asset you control. If you control none, inflict 20 Loss instead.

Pick Rate 25.0% (5/20)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Sudden Pivot

Sudden Pivot

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain a random small Scheme.

Sudden Pivot

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$17 Funding List: $16
+10% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain a random small Scheme.

Pick Rate 22.5% (9/40)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 60
1-SLOT
Stealth Mode

Stealth Mode

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Stealth Mode

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$66 Funding List: $60
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 60 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 1.

Pick Rate 22.0% (11/50)
Win Rate 50.0% (4W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Vaporware

Vaporware

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Vaporware

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$38 Funding List: $35
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 30 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 21.1% (8/38)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Bootstrapped

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$28 Funding List: $26
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 20. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 18.5% (15/81)
Win Rate 22.7% (5W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
2-SLOT
Community EBITDA

Community EBITDA

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Community EBITDA

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 50 Valuation. Gain 2 Debt.

Pick Rate 17.9% (7/39)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 1000
2-SLOT
Leveraged Buyout

Leveraged Buyout

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Debt.
▸ Inflict 10 Loss for each Debt you have.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Leveraged Buyout

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$19 Funding List: $18
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 2 Debt. Inflict 10 Loss for each Debt you have.

Pick Rate 17.6% (3/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
User Data

User Data

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.

User Data

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$55 Funding List: $50
+10% PREMIUM

When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.

Pick Rate 17.5% (11/63)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Unicorn

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$28 Funding List: $26
+10% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +25 Valuation. Gain 40 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.

Pick Rate 17.1% (22/129)
Win Rate 15.4% (2W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 10
2-SLOT
Creative Accounting

Creative Accounting

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Revenue.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Creative Accounting

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$38 Funding List: $35
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 10 Revenue. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 15.2% (5/33)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Tech Debt

Tech Debt

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Tech Debt

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding List: $20
+10% PREMIUM

Fast Track adjacent assets 1s. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 14.3% (7/49)
Win Rate 37.5% (3W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 30 ▲ 15
2-SLOT
Cosmetic Line

Cosmetic Line

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever you gain Scandal, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Cosmetic Line

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$38 Funding List: $35
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 30 Moat. Whenever you gain Scandal, Profit 15.

Pick Rate 14.3% (2/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
2-SLOT
Garage

Garage

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Scale +1 while this is your only Property.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Garage

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$60 Funding List: $55
+10% PREMIUM

Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s. Scale +1 while this is your only Property. When you sell this, gain a random Property.

Pick Rate 9.1% (1/11)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Fundraiser

Fundraiser

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15 for each Tag among your assets.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Fundraiser

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$24 Funding List: $22
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 15 for each Tag among your assets.

Pick Rate 9.1% (2/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Synthetic Data

Synthetic Data

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Your AIs produce +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Synthetic Data

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$49 Funding List: $45
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 50. Your AIs produce +10 Profit.

Pick Rate 8.3% (1/12)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
2-SLOT
Strategic Default

Strategic Default

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Gain 2 Debt.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below 25%: Profit 10 for each Debt you have, then remove all your Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Strategic Default

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$33 Funding List: $30
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 40. Gain 2 Debt. The first time your Cash falls below 25%: Profit 10 for each Debt you have, then remove all your Debt.

Pick Rate 7.7% (2/26)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 100 ▼ 40
2-SLOT
Miracle Analyzer

Miracle Analyzer

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal.
▸ When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Miracle Analyzer

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$38 Funding List: $35
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 100. Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal. When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 6.3% (1/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30 ◈ 20
2-SLOT
Human in the Loop

Human in the Loop

BASIC
MEDIUM AI SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When an adjacent Human activates, Fast Track this 1s.
▸ If you control no Humans, this is Audited for 4s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Human in the Loop

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$44 Funding List: $40
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 30 Loss. Gain 20 Moat. When an adjacent Human activates, Fast Track this 1s. If you control no Humans, this is Audited for 4s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/6)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Private Jet

Private Jet

BASIC
MEDIUM VEHICLE
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +15 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Private Jet

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$17 Funding List: $16
+10% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +15 Valuation. Gain 1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50
2-SLOT
Smart Juicer

Smart Juicer

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ If this is adjacent to a Human, this is Audited for 3s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Smart Juicer

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$28 Funding List: $26
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 50. If this is adjacent to a Human, this is Audited for 3s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Dogfooding

Dogfooding

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Adjacent Animals and Machines Profit +10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Dogfooding

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding List: $20
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 10. Adjacent Animals and Machines Profit +10.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here