MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Paid Reporter
Common Small Baron YEAR 2+

Paid Reporter

Filing Identifier: asset.baron.paid_reporter
Human Service
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
7.0 SEC
Apply 5 Scandal.
Base Cost: $35 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Agency Row
Agency Row
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Press Room
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Freelance Marketplace
Freelance Marketplace
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Service)
1.0x Base Price
K Street
K Street
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Press Club
The Press Club
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
13.3% (6 / 45 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
23.1% (3W / 10L)

-26.9% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
100.0%
1W / 0L
Baron
20.0%
2W / 8L
Sergei
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
0.0%
0W / 2L

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