MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Baron, company founder
Founded by Baron

Equity Over Salary Inc.

8 Years in business
Filed September 18, 2026 at 16:39 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$800
Final Liquid Funding
$2,651
Fiscal Review Record
5 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 80
Consultant
Leveraged
Leveraged

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 30 Funding
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▲ 15
Open Office
Litigious
Litigious

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
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▼ 160
Freelancer
Disruptive
✦ MVP ✦
Disruptive

Freelancer

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 96 Funding
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▲ 30
Executive Assistant
Disruptive
Disruptive

Executive Assistant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 3s.
▸ Profit 30.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 16 Funding
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▼ 15 ◈ 5
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 11 Funding
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▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
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#7
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 17 Funding
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▼ 25
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
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#9
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 12 Funding
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Corporate Policies

Regulatory Capture
◆
#1

Regulatory Capture

POLICY
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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◆ 75 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#2

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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◆ 60 Funding
Old Money Rules
◆
#3

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆ 180 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#4

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
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◆ 50 Funding
Fortified
◆
#5

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆ 65 Funding
Work/Life Balance
◆
#6

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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◆ 215 Funding
Open Door Policy
◆
#7

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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◆ 90 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#8

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
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◆ 30 Funding

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 8, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 8 • $800 VALUATION • 5 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $160 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 2 $225 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $225 Valuation Yr 3 $285 Fiscal Year 3: 3 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $285 Valuation Yr 4 $350 Fiscal Year 4: 4 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $350 Valuation Yr 5 $420 Fiscal Year 5: 5 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $420 Valuation Yr 6 $495 Fiscal Year 6: 5 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $495 Valuation Yr 7 $695 Fiscal Year 7: 5 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $695 Valuation Yr 8 $800 Fiscal Year 8: 5 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $800 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $160 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $225 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $285 3 0 Stable
Year 4 $350 4 0 Stable
Year 5 $420 5 0 Stable
Year 6 $495 5 1 Setback
Year 7 $695 5 2 1 Strike Left
Year 8 $800 5 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

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Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record

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Company DNA

Composition of the final board

4 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×8
    Human / 8 assets
    • Consultant ×2
    • Freelancer
    • Executive Assistant
    • Middle Manager
    • Paid Reporter
    • Corporate Spy
    • Copywriter
  • Employee ×5
    Employee / 5 assets
    • Consultant ×2
    • Executive Assistant
    • Middle Manager
    • Copywriter
  • Service ×4
    Service / 4 assets
    • Consultant ×2
    • Paid Reporter
    • Corporate Spy
  • Property ×1
    Property / 1 asset
    • Open Office
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