MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Executive Assistant
Common Small YEAR 3+

Executive Assistant

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.executive_assistant
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
5.0 SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s. Profit 15.
Base Cost: $16 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

7 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Grindstone
The Grindstone
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
10.5% (11 / 105 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
25.0% (5W / 15L)

-25.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
25.0%
1W / 3L
Baron
12.5%
1W / 7L
Sergei
0.0%
0W / 3L
Mom & Pop
60.0%
3W / 2L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Executive Assistant

10 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
Overcaffeinated Enterprises
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$710 Valuation
13 days ago
VICTORY
SHUGO Inc
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 10 • Domination
$790 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
Vrondar INC
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$723 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
Compass Development
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Domination
$798 Valuation
15 days ago
VICTORY
Compass Acquisitions
CEO Baron • Year 10 • Domination
$1,020 Valuation
17 days ago
VICTORY
Unpaid Intern Industries
CEO Scrappy • Year 9 • Domination
$680 Valuation
17 days ago
DEFEAT
Highgate & Hound Ltd.
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$1,270 Valuation
18 days ago
DEFEAT
mserdark
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$585 Valuation
18 days ago
DEFEAT
Equity Over Salary Inc.
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$900 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Equity Over Salary Inc.
CEO Baron • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$800 Valuation
about 2 months ago