MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Market Domination
Baron, company founder
Founded by Baron

Compass Acquisitions

10 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$1,020
Final Liquid Funding
$2,077
Fiscal Review Record
8 Wins / 2 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

⇈ 2
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
#1
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Debt.
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▲ 300
Rest & Vest

Rest & Vest

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 300.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▲ 15
Executive Assistant
Patented
Patented

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▼ 80
Consultant

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
#5
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 1
Earnings Call
✦ MVP ✦

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈ 60
Stealth Mode

Stealth Mode

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Corporate Policies

Hustle Culture
◆
#1
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Recurring Revenue
PRO
◆
#2
POLICY PRO
▸ Permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
◆
#3
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Austerity Measures
◆
#4
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fortified
◆
#5
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Old Money Rules
◆
#6
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Regulatory Capture
◆
#7
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#8
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

CRITICAL COMEBACK
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Surviving at 2 setbacks (one defeat away from liquidation!), the board engineered a historic turnaround to secure Market Domination.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 10 • $1,020 VALUATION • 8 Wins / 2 Setbacks SURVIVED NEAR-BANKRUPTCY
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $160 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 2 $210 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $210 Valuation Yr 3 $300 Fiscal Year 3: 3 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $300 Valuation Yr 4 $395 Fiscal Year 4: 4 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $395 Valuation Yr 5 $515 Fiscal Year 5: 4 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $515 Valuation Yr 6 $640 Fiscal Year 6: 5 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $640 Valuation Yr 7 $755 Fiscal Year 7: 6 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $755 Valuation Yr 8 $870 Fiscal Year 8: 6 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $870 Valuation Yr 9 $945 Fiscal Year 9: 7 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $945 Valuation Yr 10 $1,020 Fiscal Year 10: 8 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $1,020 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $160 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $210 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $300 3 0 Stable
Year 4 $395 4 0 Stable
Year 5 $515 4 1 Setback
Year 6 $640 5 1 Stable
Year 7 $755 6 1 Stable
Year 8 $870 6 2 1 Strike Left
Year 9 $945 7 2 1 Strike Left
Year 10 $1,020 8 2 1 Strike Left

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Compass Acquisitions is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record

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Company DNA

Composition of the final board

5 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×5
    Human / 5 assets
    • Lobbyist
    • Rest & Vest
    • Executive Assistant
    • Consultant
    • Copywriter
  • Employee ×4
    Employee / 4 assets
    • Rest & Vest
    • Executive Assistant
    • Consultant
    • Copywriter
  • Scheme ×3
    Scheme / 3 assets
    • Lobbyist
    • Earnings Call
    • Stealth Mode
  • Property ×1
    Property / 1 asset
    • Interest Check
  • Service ×1
    Service / 1 asset
    • Consultant
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