Austerity Measures

Offered as 1 of 3 policy choices upon crossing Company Level milestones (Levels 1–12)

I'm told you have about three weeks. I'm not calling to help; I'm calling to see what you'll do, because what you do next tells me what you're *worth*.

Rent is due on the apartment and the runway is shorter than the lease. There is a futon behind the server rack. It has been looked at more than once.

Culture deck, page one: people don't leave for money, they leave for *feeling*. Nitro cold brew on tap, a ping-pong table. Cheaper than raises. Much cheaper.

The prospectus is nearly done. Cash flow's negative, so we've invented a metric: *Community-Adjusted* EBITDA. It's what you'd earn if expenses were a rumour.

Acquiring duplicates ascends this policy to Plus, Pro, and Enterprise tiers