MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Copywriter
Uncommon Small YEAR 2+

Copywriter

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.copywriter
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
9.0 SEC
Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Base Cost: $24 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

9 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Press Room
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Freelance Marketplace
Freelance Marketplace
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
K Street
K Street
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
25.5% (35 / 137 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
26.9% (7W / 19L)

-23.1% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 3L
Baron
20.0%
2W / 8L
Sergei
50.0%
1W / 1L
Mom & Pop
36.4%
4W / 7L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Copywriter

10 Recent Runs
VICTORY
Obelisk Capital
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Domination
$968 Valuation
12 days ago
VICTORY
No Guardrails Corp
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Domination
$931 Valuation
12 days ago
DEFEAT
Manupulations
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$588 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
Unpaid Intern Industries
CEO Scrappy • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$440 Valuation
16 days ago
VICTORY
Compass Acquisitions
CEO Baron • Year 10 • Domination
$1,020 Valuation
17 days ago
DEFEAT
flaxmurder
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$1,398 Valuation
17 days ago
DEFEAT
Catalyst Cartel
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$2,330 Valuation
29 days ago
DEFEAT
Overdraft Industries
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$910 Valuation
about 1 month ago
VICTORY
Arbitrage Instruments
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Domination
$650 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Indemnity Initiatives
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$785 Valuation
about 2 months ago