MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Scrappy, company founder
Founded by Scrappy

Unpaid Intern Industries

5 Years in business
Filed October 21, 2026 at 11:07 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$440
Final Liquid Funding
$906
Fiscal Review Record
2 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

◈ 12
Security Engineer

Security Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Whenever a rival Scheme activates, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 22 Funding
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▼ 20 ▲ 20
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
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▲ 50
Loyal Worker

Loyal Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 20 Funding
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▼ 20 ▲ 20
Hard Worker
✦ MVP ✦

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
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#4
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 12 Funding
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◈ 100 ▲ 100
Sabbatical

Sabbatical

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 100 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 100.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 47 Funding
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▲ 40
Petty Cash
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Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 7 Funding
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▲ 100 ▼ 100
Temp Worker

Temp Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Inflict 100 Loss.
▸ Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 30 Funding
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◈ #8
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Corporate Policies

Any Press Is Good Press
◆
#1

Any Press Is Good Press

POLICY
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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◆ 30 Funding
Word of Mouth
◆
#2

Word of Mouth

POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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◆ 60 Funding
Quality Assurance
◆
#3

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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◆ 90 Funding
Technical Debt
◆
#4

Technical Debt

POLICY
▸ Your assets Profit 30 more.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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◆ 90 Funding
Underdog
◆
#5

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
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◆ 80 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 5 • $440 VALUATION • 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $100 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $100 Valuation Yr 2 $150 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $150 Valuation Yr 3 $230 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $230 Valuation Yr 4 $295 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $295 Valuation Yr 5 $440 Fiscal Year 5: 2 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $440 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $100 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $150 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $230 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $295 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $440 2 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Unpaid Intern Industries is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
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Archived record

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Company DNA

Composition of the final board

4 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×6
    Human / 6 assets
    • Security Engineer
    • Volunteer
    • Loyal Worker
    • Hard Worker
    • Copywriter
    • Temp Worker
  • Employee ×5
    Employee / 5 assets
    • Security Engineer
    • Loyal Worker
    • Hard Worker
    • Copywriter
    • Temp Worker
  • Benefit ×1
    Benefit / 1 asset
    • Sabbatical
  • Property ×1
    Property / 1 asset
    • Petty Cash
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