MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Mom & Pop, company founder
Founded by Mom & Pop

Vrondar INC

9 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$723
Final Liquid Funding
$1,171
Fiscal Review Record
6 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▲ 100
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈ 48 ▲ 80
Nurse

Nurse

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 48 Moat.
▸ Slow one of your Burned Out Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever one of your Humans recovers from Burnout, Profit 80.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
▲ 40
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈ 80
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▲ 15
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
▲ 40
Coffee Chat

Coffee Chat

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.75s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 80 ◈ 40
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Scale +1.
▸ When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈ 480
Stealth Mode
Agile
✦ MVP ✦
Agile

Stealth Mode

ENTERPRISE
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 480 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 2.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Corporate Policies

Recurring Revenue
PLUS
◆
#1
POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Word of Mouth
◆
#2
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Weathered the Storm
◆
#3
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Shop Local
PLUS
◆
#4
POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
PLUS
◆
#5
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Neighborhood Discount
◆
#6
▸ When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.
Lean Operations
PRO
◆
#7
POLICY PRO
▸ Your assets act 0.4s faster.
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#8
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 9, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 9 • $723 VALUATION • 6 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $95 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $95 Valuation Yr 2 $145 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $145 Valuation Yr 3 $205 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $205 Valuation Yr 4 $270 Fiscal Year 4: 3 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $270 Valuation Yr 5 $340 Fiscal Year 5: 4 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $340 Valuation Yr 6 $415 Fiscal Year 6: 5 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $415 Valuation Yr 7 $565 Fiscal Year 7: 6 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $565 Valuation Yr 8 $648 Fiscal Year 8: 6 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $648 Valuation Yr 9 $723 Fiscal Year 9: 6 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $723 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $95 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $145 1 1 Stable
Year 3 $205 2 1 Stable
Year 4 $270 3 1 Stable
Year 5 $340 4 1 Stable
Year 6 $415 5 1 Stable
Year 7 $565 6 1 Stable
Year 8 $648 6 2 1 Strike Left
Year 9 $723 6 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Vrondar INC is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
3W / 14L
17 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
17.6%
3 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
9 Filings
Years 1 through 9

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

9 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $95 0W - 1S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Scale +1.
▸ When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $145 1W - 1S
Assets
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
+

Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Scale +1.
▸ When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
YEAR 3 $205 2W - 1S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
+

Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Scale +1.
▸ When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Cubicle Farm
+

Cubicle Farm

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
YEAR 4 $270 3W - 1S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
+

Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Scale +1.
▸ When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Cubicle Farm
+

Cubicle Farm

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Nurse
++

Nurse

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 48 Moat.
▸ Slow one of your Burned Out Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever one of your Humans recovers from Burnout, Profit 80.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
YEAR 5 $415 4W - 1S
Assets
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Nurse
++

Nurse

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 48 Moat.
▸ Slow one of your Burned Out Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever one of your Humans recovers from Burnout, Profit 80.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk
+

Loyal Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Coffee Chat
+

Coffee Chat

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.75s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
+

Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Scale +1.
▸ When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
▸ Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 6 $490 5W - 1S
Assets
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Nurse
++

Nurse

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 48 Moat.
▸ Slow one of your Burned Out Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever one of your Humans recovers from Burnout, Profit 80.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk
+

Loyal Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Coffee Chat
+

Coffee Chat

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.75s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
+

Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Scale +1.
▸ When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Shop Local
POLICY
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Neighborhood Discount
▸ When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.
YEAR 7 $565 6W - 1S
Assets
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Nurse
++

Nurse

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 48 Moat.
▸ Slow one of your Burned Out Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever one of your Humans recovers from Burnout, Profit 80.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk
+

Loyal Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Coffee Chat
+

Coffee Chat

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.75s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
+

Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Scale +1.
▸ When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Stealth Mode
++

Stealth Mode

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 240 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 2.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Shop Local
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Neighborhood Discount
▸ When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
YEAR 8 $648 6W - 2S
Assets
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Nurse
++

Nurse

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 48 Moat.
▸ Slow one of your Burned Out Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever one of your Humans recovers from Burnout, Profit 80.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk
+

Loyal Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Coffee Chat
+

Coffee Chat

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.75s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
+

Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Scale +1.
▸ When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Stealth Mode
+++
⚡
Agile

Stealth Mode

ENTERPRISE
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 480 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 2.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Shop Local
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Neighborhood Discount
▸ When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
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Assets
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Nurse
++

Nurse

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 48 Moat.
▸ Slow one of your Burned Out Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever one of your Humans recovers from Burnout, Profit 80.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk
+

Loyal Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Coffee Chat
+

Coffee Chat

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.75s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
+

Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Scale +1.
▸ When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Stealth Mode
+++
⚡
Agile

Stealth Mode

ENTERPRISE
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 480 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 2.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Weathered the Storm
▸ When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Shop Local
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Twenty-Three Years
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 40 more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Neighborhood Discount
▸ When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.
Lean Operations
+
POLICY PRO
▸ Your assets act 0.4s faster.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

5 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×5
    Human / 5 assets
    • Nurse
    • Loyal Clerk
    • Graphic Designer
    • Executive Assistant
    • Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
  • Employee ×4
    Employee / 4 assets
    • Nurse
    • Loyal Clerk
    • Graphic Designer
    • Executive Assistant
  • Benefit ×1
    Benefit / 1 asset
    • Coffee Chat
  • Property ×1
    Property / 1 asset
    • Back Room
  • Scheme ×1
    Scheme / 1 asset
    • Stealth Mode
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