MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
Uncommon Medium Mom & Pop

Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

Filing Identifier: asset.mompop.two_kids_in_a_trenchcoat
Human
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
8.0 SEC
Profit 40. Gain 20 Moat. Scale +1. When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Base Cost: $50 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scale The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Liquidate Removed for the rest of the battle.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

5 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

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Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
0.0% (0 / 3 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 2L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

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No filings
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No filings
0.0%
0W / 2L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Two Kids in a Trenchcoat

2 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$568 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$723 Valuation
14 days ago