Agile
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10% faster.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $568
- Final Liquid Funding
- $1,303
- Fiscal Review Record
- 4 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Agile
Kanban
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
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Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Buzzword
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Weekend Help
SMALL
HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 5.
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Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Open Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
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When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
MEDIUM
HUMAN
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
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Gain 20 Moat.
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Scale +1.
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When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
✦ MVP ✦
Back Room
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.75s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Corporate Policies
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#1
POLICY
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Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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#2
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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#3
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
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#6
POLICY
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Your Employees act 5% faster.
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Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 7, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $95 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $215 | 2 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $275 | 3 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $340 | 3 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 5 | $410 | 4 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 6 | $493 | 4 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 7 | $568 | 4 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of MyStepsister inc is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
2W
/
5L
7 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
28.6%
2 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
7 Filings
Years 1 through 7
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Black Swan
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 25 Loss.
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Windfall 10%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Dog-Friendly Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
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For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 25 Moat.
▸
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
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Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Dog-Friendly Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 25 Moat.
▸
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
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Apply 1 Debt.
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When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
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Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Dog-Friendly Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
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For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 25 Moat.
▸
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
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Apply 1 Debt.
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When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Black Swan
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 25 Loss.
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Windfall 10%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Driver
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Vehicle to your right 2s.
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Profit 8.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Delivery Bike
SMALL
VEHICLE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the asset to your right 2s.
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Profit 12.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Dog-Friendly Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
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For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 25 Moat.
▸
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
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Apply 1 Debt.
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When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Researcher
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 16.
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Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Delivery Bike
SMALL
VEHICLE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the asset to your right 2s.
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Profit 12.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Dog-Friendly Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 25 Moat.
▸
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Back Room
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.75s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Tech Writer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat.
▸
When you sell this, upgrade a random Machine.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Delivery Bike
SMALL
VEHICLE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the asset to your right 2s.
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Profit 12.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Dog-Friendly Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Watchdog
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 25 Moat.
▸
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
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Apply 1 Debt.
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When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Back Room
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.75s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
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Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Black Swan
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 25 Loss.
▸
Windfall 10%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Assets
Agile
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
⚡
Agile
Kanban
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Weekend Help
SMALL
HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Open Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
MEDIUM
HUMAN
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
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Scale +1.
▸
When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Back Room
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.75s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
POLICY
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Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
After a lost battle, receive 4 Funding.
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Human ×3
Human / 3 assets- Weekend Help
- Caffeine Addict
- Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
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Property ×2
Property / 2 assets- Open Office
- Back Room
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Employee ×1
Employee / 1 asset- Caffeine Addict
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Scheme ×1
Scheme / 1 asset- Kanban
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