MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Caffeine Addict
Common Small

Caffeine Addict

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.caffeine_addict
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
3.0 SEC
Profit 5. Fast Track this 2s.
Base Cost: $30 Funding

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Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

6 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Campus Career Fair
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Classifieds
The Classifieds
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Coffee Cart
The Coffee Cart
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
22.2% (10 / 45 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
66.7% (8W / 4L)

+16.7% above 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
50.0%
3W / 3L
Baron
100.0%
1W / 0L
Sergei
100.0%
3W / 0L
Mom & Pop
33.3%
1W / 2L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Caffeine Addict

10 Recent Runs
VICTORY
Hustle & Co.
CEO Scrappy • Year 9 • Domination
$865 Valuation
6 days ago
VICTORY
Borrowed WiFi Holdings
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$985 Valuation
12 days ago
VICTORY
No Guardrails Corp
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Domination
$931 Valuation
12 days ago
VICTORY
Obelisk Operations
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Domination
$915 Valuation
12 days ago
VICTORY
Grindset Global
CEO Sergei • Year 9 • Domination
$680 Valuation
13 days ago
DEFEAT
Overcaffeinated Enterprises
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$710 Valuation
13 days ago
VICTORY
Indemnity Alliance
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$1,355 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
Juggernaut Operations
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Domination
$1,630 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
Apogee & Affiliates
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$570 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
MyStepsister inc
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$568 Valuation
14 days ago