MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Market Domination
Baron, company founder
Founded by Baron

Obelisk Operations

9 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$915
Final Liquid Funding
$3,073
Fiscal Review Record
8 Wins / 1 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈ 30
Golden Highrise

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 40
Security System
Agile
Agile

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
▼ 20 ▲ 5
Code Monkey
Disruptive
Disruptive

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◈ 80
Graphic Designer
✦ MVP ✦

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▲ 10
Caffeine Addict
Litigious
Litigious

Caffeine Addict

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Fast Track this 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 15
Sales Training

Sales Training

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▲ 300
Rest & Vest
Agile
Agile

Rest & Vest

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 300.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Corporate Policies

Hustle Culture
PLUS
◆
#1
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fortified
◆
#2
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
◆
#3
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hostile Takeover
PLUS
◆
#4
POLICY PLUS
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 120% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Regulatory Capture
◆
#5
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Old Money Rules
◆
#6
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Winner Take All
PRO
◆
#7
POLICY PRO
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 12% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Recurring Revenue
ENTERPRISE
◆
#8
POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ Permanently gain +8 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

RESILIENT TURNAROUND
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Absorbing an early setback and valuation crash to $160, the enterprise rallied with consecutive wins to achieve Market Domination.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 9 • $915 VALUATION • 8 Wins / 1 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $160 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 2 $230 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $230 Valuation Yr 3 $290 Fiscal Year 3: 3 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $290 Valuation Yr 4 $425 Fiscal Year 4: 4 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $425 Valuation Yr 5 $500 Fiscal Year 5: 4 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $500 Valuation Yr 6 $560 Fiscal Year 6: 5 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $560 Valuation Yr 7 $665 Fiscal Year 7: 6 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $665 Valuation Yr 8 $815 Fiscal Year 8: 7 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $815 Valuation Yr 9 $915 Fiscal Year 9: 8 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $915 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $160 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $230 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $290 3 0 Stable
Year 4 $425 4 0 Stable
Year 5 $500 4 1 Setback
Year 6 $560 5 1 Stable
Year 7 $665 6 1 Stable
Year 8 $815 7 1 Stable
Year 9 $915 8 1 Domination

Quarterly Shareholder Report →

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Obelisk Operations is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
9 Filings
Years 1 through 9

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

9 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $160 1W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Family Office

Family Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Caffeine Addict

Caffeine Addict

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Fast Track this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 2 $290 2W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Family Office

Family Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Caffeine Addict

Caffeine Addict

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Fast Track this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 3 $355 3W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Family Office

Family Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Tech Writer

Tech Writer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ When you sell this, upgrade a random Machine.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Caffeine Addict
⚡
Litigious

Caffeine Addict

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Fast Track this 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Hustle Culture
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
YEAR 4 $425 4W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Family Office

Family Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Caffeine Addict
⚡
Litigious

Caffeine Addict

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Fast Track this 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Personal Trainer

Personal Trainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss.
▸ Overwork it 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Security System
+

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Hustle Culture
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
YEAR 5 $500 4W - 1S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Golden Highrise

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Overtime Pay

Overtime Pay

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Security System
+

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Caffeine Addict
⚡
Litigious

Caffeine Addict

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Fast Track this 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
Policies
Hustle Culture
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Winner Take All
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
YEAR 6 $560 5W - 1S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Golden Highrise

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Security System
+

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Caffeine Addict
⚡
Litigious

Caffeine Addict

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Fast Track this 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sympathy Card
+

Sympathy Card

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track your other assets 0.5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Rest & Vest
+

Rest & Vest

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 300.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Hustle Culture
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Winner Take All
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 7 $665 6W - 1S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Golden Highrise

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Security System
+
⚡
Agile

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Code Monkey
⚡
Disruptive

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Caffeine Addict
⚡
Litigious

Caffeine Addict

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Fast Track this 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sympathy Card
+

Sympathy Card

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track your other assets 0.5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Rest & Vest
+
⚡
Agile

Rest & Vest

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 300.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Hustle Culture
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Winner Take All
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PRO
▸ Permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 8 $815 7W - 1S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Golden Highrise

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Security System
+
⚡
Agile

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Code Monkey
⚡
Disruptive

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Caffeine Addict
+
⚡
Litigious

Caffeine Addict

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Fast Track this 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sales Training

Sales Training

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Rest & Vest
+
⚡
Agile

Rest & Vest

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 300.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Hustle Culture
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hostile Takeover
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 120% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Winner Take All
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 6% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PRO
▸ Permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 9 $915 8W - 1S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Golden Highrise

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Security System
+
⚡
Agile

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Code Monkey
⚡
Disruptive

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Caffeine Addict
+
⚡
Litigious

Caffeine Addict

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Fast Track this 2s.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Sales Training

Sales Training

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Rest & Vest
+
⚡
Agile

Rest & Vest

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 300.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Hustle Culture
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hostile Takeover
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 120% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Winner Take All
+
POLICY PRO
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 12% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ Permanently gain +8 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

7 types
One corporate identity
  • Employee ×5
    Employee / 5 assets
    • Consultant
    • Code Monkey
    • Graphic Designer
    • Caffeine Addict
    • Rest & Vest
  • Human ×4
    Human / 4 assets
    • Consultant
    • Graphic Designer
    • Caffeine Addict
    • Rest & Vest
  • Property ×2
    Property / 2 assets
    • Golden Highrise
    • Security System
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Code Monkey
  • Benefit ×1
    Benefit / 1 asset
    • Sales Training
  • Machine ×1
    Machine / 1 asset
    • Security System
  • Service ×1
    Service / 1 asset
    • Consultant
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