MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Loyal Clerk
Common Small Mom & Pop

Loyal Clerk

Filing Identifier: asset.mompop.loyal_clerk
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Base Cost: $24 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

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Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

10 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
HR Department
HR Department
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Local Co-op
Local Co-op
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Corner Diner
The Corner Diner
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price
The Bullpen
The Bullpen
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
34.6% (27 / 78 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
20.0% (2W / 8L)

-30.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
—
No filings
Baron
—
No filings
Sergei
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
20.0%
2W / 8L

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