Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $575
- Final Liquid Funding
- $1,815
- Fiscal Review Record
- 4 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Kanban
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
✦ MVP ✦
Skeleton Crew
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Loyal Clerk
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Security Guard
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 12 Moat.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Fail Whale
LARGE
ANIMAL
MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸
Audit a random rival asset for 2s.
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆
#5
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with no Debt.
▸
When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 7, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $95 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $145 | 1 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $215 | 2 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $280 | 3 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 5 | $350 | 3 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 6 | $425 | 4 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 7 | $575 | 4 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Pitch Deck In A Trenchcoat is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
3W
/
7L
10 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
30.0%
3 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
7 Filings
Years 1 through 7
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Executive Assistant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸
Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Security Guard
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 12 Moat.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Executive Assistant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸
Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Security Guard
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 12 Moat.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Executive Assistant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸
Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Security Guard
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 12 Moat.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
The Bookkeeper
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Executive Assistant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸
Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Security Guard
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 12 Moat.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
The Bookkeeper
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Local Supplier
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Kanban
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Kanban
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
The Bookkeeper
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Security Guard
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 12 Moat.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Skeleton Crew
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Gain 10 Moat.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Executive Assistant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸
Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Loyal Clerk
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Kanban
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Skeleton Crew
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Gain 10 Moat.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loyal Clerk
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fail Whale
LARGE
ANIMAL
MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸
Audit a random rival asset for 2s.
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with no Debt.
▸
When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Kanban
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Skeleton Crew
MEDIUM
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Loyal Clerk
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Security Guard
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 12 Moat.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Fail Whale
LARGE
ANIMAL
MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸
Audit a random rival asset for 2s.
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with no Debt.
▸
When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Human ×4
Human / 4 assets- Skeleton Crew
- Pop
- Loyal Clerk
- Security Guard
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Employee ×3
Employee / 3 assets- Skeleton Crew
- Pop
- Loyal Clerk
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Animal ×1
Animal / 1 asset- Fail Whale
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Machine ×1
Machine / 1 asset- Fail Whale
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Scheme ×1
Scheme / 1 asset- Kanban
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Service ×1
Service / 1 asset- Security Guard
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