STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER

Uncommon Large

Fail Whale

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.fail_whale

Animal Machine

Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC

8.0 SEC

Audit a random rival asset for 2s. Gain 40 Moat.

Base Cost: $35 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Audit The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

10 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Machine Shop

Tag Filter (Animal, Machine)

1.0x Base Price

Liquidators

Curated Shelf Stock

0.7x Price

The Press Room

Curated Shelf Stock

1.0x Base Price

The Venture Floor

Curated Shelf Stock

1.2x Price

The Classifieds

Curated Shelf Stock

0.7x Price

Robotics Expo

Tag Filter (Animal, Machine)

1.0x Price

Pet Store

Curated Shelf Stock

0.8x Price

Heavy Industries Expo

Curated Shelf Stock

1.1x Price

Refurbished Hardware

Tag Filter (Animal, Machine)

0.5x Price

City Hall

Curated Shelf Stock

1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings

PICK RATE

23.0% (45 / 196 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE

0.0% (0W / 5L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy

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No filings

Baron

0.0%

0W / 1L

Sergei

0.0%

0W / 1L

Mom & Pop

0.0%

0W / 3L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Fail Whale

5 Recent Runs

DEFEAT

Paradigm Strategies

CEO Mom & Pop • Year 4 • Bankruptcy

$290 Valuation

14 days ago

DEFEAT

Incorporated Co.

CEO Sergei • Year 8 • Bankruptcy

$720 Valuation

about 2 months ago

DEFEAT

Sterling LLC

CEO Baron • Year 3 • Bankruptcy

$360 Valuation

about 2 months ago

DEFEAT

Founder's Cot LLC

CEO Mom & Pop • Year 6 • Bankruptcy

$520 Valuation

about 2 months ago

DEFEAT

Pitch Deck In A Trenchcoat

CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy

$575 Valuation

about 2 months ago