MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Sterling LLC

Founder: Baron • Closed: Fiscal Year 3 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 14, 2026 at 20:52 UTC
Final Valuation
$360
Final Liquid Funding
$394
Fiscal Review Record
0 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 80
Consultant

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⇈ 2
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◈ 40
Fail Whale
Lean
✦ MVP ✦
Lean

Fail Whale

BASIC
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 2s.
Gain 40 Moat.
Lean
Lean
0.5s faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
▼ 30 ◈ 10
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▲ 100
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
Profit 100.
Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
#8
#9

Enacted Corporate Policies

Old Money Rules
#1
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Regulatory Capture
#2
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY SLOT
#3
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 3, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 3 $360 VALUATION 0 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $160 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 2 $280 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $280 Valuation Yr 3 $360 Fiscal Year 3: 0 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $360 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $160 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $280 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $360 0 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Sterling LLC is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
2W / 0L
2 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
100.0%
2 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
3 Filings
Years 1 through 3

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

3 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $160 0W - 0S
Assets
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fail Whale

Fail Whale

BASIC
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 2s.
Gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
YEAR 2 $260 0W - 1S
Assets
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Shaved Yak
+

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
Profit 100.
Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Inflict 36 Loss.
Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 3 $340 0W - 2S
Assets
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Fail Whale
Lean

Fail Whale

BASIC
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 2s.
Gain 40 Moat.
Lean
Lean
0.5s faster.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Middle Manager
+

Middle Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Shaved Yak
+

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
Profit 100.
Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Policies
Old Money Rules
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Regulatory Capture
When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.