MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.nurse
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Nurse
Common Small YEAR 2+

Nurse

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.nurse
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Gain 12 Moat. Slow one of your Burned Out Humans 2s. Whenever one of your Humans recovers from Burnout, Profit 20.
Base Cost: $16 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

7 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Coffee Cart
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Union Hall
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price
The Burn Unit
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
33.3% (11 / 33 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
33.3% (1W / 2L)

-16.7% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

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No filings
0.0%
0W / 1L
100.0%
1W / 0L
0.0%
0W / 1L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Nurse

3 Recent Runs
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 8 • Domination
$705 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$775 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$723 Valuation
14 days ago