Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $450
- Final Liquid Funding
- $1,344
- Fiscal Review Record
- 3 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 40 Loss and gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
✦ MVP ✦
Lean
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Windfall 55%.
Buzzword
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Litigious
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Solar Farm
LARGE
PROPERTY
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 5 Revenue.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Disruptive
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#2
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.7s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 6, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $110 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $160 | 2 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $220 | 2 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 4 | $285 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $355 | 3 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 6 | $450 | 3 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Vanguard Works is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
/
0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
6 Filings
Years 1 through 6
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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◈
◈
◈
◈
Assets
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Solar Farm
LARGE
PROPERTY
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 5 Revenue.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Assets
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
Lean
PLUS
BASIC
Litigious
BASIC
+
PLUS
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⚡
Lean
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Litigious
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Solar Farm
LARGE
PROPERTY
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 5 Revenue.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Assets
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
++
Lean
PRO
BASIC
Litigious
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
Disruptive
PLUS
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⚡
Lean
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Windfall 55%.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Litigious
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Solar Farm
LARGE
PROPERTY
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 5 Revenue.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
⚡
Disruptive
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Policies
+
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.7s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Assets
+
PLUS
++
PRO
++
Lean
PRO
+
PLUS
Litigious
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
Disruptive
PLUS
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 24 Loss.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 40 Loss and gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
⚡
Lean
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Windfall 55%.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Salesperson
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Litigious
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Solar Farm
LARGE
PROPERTY
MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 5 Revenue.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
⚡
Disruptive
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Policies
+
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.7s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Employee ×6
Employee / 6 assets- Robot Worker
- Middle Manager
- Salesperson
- Consultant
- Code Monkey
- Unpaid Intern
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Human ×5
Human / 5 assets- Middle Manager
- Sketchy Contractor
- Salesperson
- Consultant
- Unpaid Intern
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Machine ×2
Machine / 2 assets- Robot Worker
- Solar Farm
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Service ×2
Service / 2 assets- Sketchy Contractor
- Consultant
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Animal ×1
Animal / 1 asset- Code Monkey
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Property ×1
Property / 1 asset- Solar Farm
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