MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Winthrop Iron & Rail

Baron, Old Money · Final year 4 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 4 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 3
Interest Check

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 10
Receptionist

Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
#3
Teacher

Teacher

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 120
Filing Cabinet
◈ ◈ ◈

Filing Cabinet

PLUS
UNRELEASED SMALL PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Remove 2 Debt.
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 45 Funding
▲ 10
Inventory Clerk
✦ MVP ✦

Inventory Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Restock the asset to your left 1.
▸ Profit 10 for each asset you have with Stock.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 16
Open House

Open House

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 16 Moat.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ #7
◈ #8
◈ #9

Enacted corporate policies

Shell Companies
UNCOMMON
◆
#1

Shell Companies

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ Start each battle with +50 Valuation for every Scheme you have.
◆ 180 Funding
Other People's Money
UNCOMMON
◆
#2

Other People's Money

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ When Debt is applied to you, gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 60 Funding
Hatchet Man
UNCOMMON
◆
#3

Hatchet Man

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ Your leftmost Employee inflicts 10 more Loss for every Scheme you have.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 220 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 1W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $160 0W - 1S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salvage Yard

Salvage Yard

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When you sell a Machine, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $210 0W - 2S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Receptionist

Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Teacher

Teacher

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Filing Cabinet

Filing Cabinet

BASIC
UNRELEASED SMALL PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Remove 1 Debt.
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 22 Funding
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Shell Companies

Shell Companies

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ Start each battle with +50 Valuation for every Scheme you have.
◆ 180 Funding
YEAR 3 $270 1W - 2S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Receptionist

Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Teacher

Teacher

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Filing Cabinet
+

Filing Cabinet

PLUS
UNRELEASED SMALL PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Remove 2 Debt.
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 45 Funding
Inventory Clerk
+

Inventory Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Restock the asset to your left 1.
▸ Profit 10 for each asset you have with Stock.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Shell Companies

Shell Companies

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ Start each battle with +50 Valuation for every Scheme you have.
◆ 180 Funding
Other People's Money

Other People's Money

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ When Debt is applied to you, gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 60 Funding
YEAR 4 $335 1W - 3S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Receptionist

Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Teacher

Teacher

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Filing Cabinet
+

Filing Cabinet

PLUS
UNRELEASED SMALL PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Remove 2 Debt.
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 45 Funding
Inventory Clerk
+

Inventory Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Restock the asset to your left 1.
▸ Profit 10 for each asset you have with Stock.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open House
+

Open House

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 16 Moat.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Shell Companies

Shell Companies

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ Start each battle with +50 Valuation for every Scheme you have.
◆ 180 Funding
Other People's Money

Other People's Money

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ When Debt is applied to you, gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 60 Funding
Hatchet Man

Hatchet Man

UNRELEASED POLICY UNCOMMON
▸ Your leftmost Employee inflicts 10 more Loss for every Scheme you have.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 220 Funding