MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.nothing_to_lose
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Loose Cannon
Common Small

Loose Cannon

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.nothing_to_lose
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Inflict 50 Loss. Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Base Cost: $55 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Loss Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

7 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

The Night Shift
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Classifieds
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Coffee Cart
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Burn Unit
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
16.3% (7 / 43 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
37.5% (3W / 5L)

-12.5% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

50.0%
1W / 1L
0.0%
0W / 1L
50.0%
1W / 1L
33.3%
1W / 2L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Loose Cannon

8 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$663 Valuation
10 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$985 Valuation
12 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$935 Valuation
12 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$695 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$625 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 10 • Domination
$865 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 8 • Domination
$615 Valuation
23 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$365 Valuation
about 2 months ago