Pivoted
▸
+15% Windfall chance.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $365
- Final Liquid Funding
- $771
- Fiscal Review Record
- 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Loose Cannon
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Personal Trainer
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss.
▸
Overwork it 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
✦ MVP ✦
Pivoted
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Pizza Party
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Watchdog
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 50 Moat.
▸
Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
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Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Collections Agent
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
When Debt is applied to you, inflict 10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
#5
#6
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $110 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $160 | 1 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 3 | $230 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $365 | 1 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Maxed Card Ventures is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
9W
/
9L
18 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
50.0%
9 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 4
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
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PLUS
BASIC
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PLUS
BASIC
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Watchdog
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 50 Moat.
▸
Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Assets
+
Pivoted
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
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Pivoted
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
+15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Watchdog
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 50 Moat.
▸
Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Net 90
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When Debt is applied to you, inflict 10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Assets
BASIC
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Pivoted
PLUS
BASIC
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PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Personal Trainer
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss.
▸
Overwork it 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
⚡
Pivoted
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
+15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Watchdog
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 50 Moat.
▸
Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Net 90
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When Debt is applied to you, inflict 10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
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Pivoted
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
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PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Loose Cannon
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Assembly Line
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Personal Trainer
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss.
▸
Overwork it 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
⚡
Pivoted
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
+15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Pizza Party
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Watchdog
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 50 Moat.
▸
Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Collections Agent
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When Debt is applied to you, inflict 10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Service ×4
Service / 4 assets- Personal Trainer
- Watchdog
- Collections Agent
- Kombucha Tap
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Animal ×3
Animal / 3 assets- Code Monkey
- Watchdog
- Golden Goose
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Benefit ×3
Benefit / 3 assets- Personal Trainer
- Pizza Party
- Kombucha Tap
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Employee ×3
Employee / 3 assets- Loose Cannon
- Code Monkey
- Robot Worker
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Human ×3
Human / 3 assets- Loose Cannon
- Personal Trainer
- Collections Agent
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Machine ×3
Machine / 3 assets- Assembly Line
- Robot Worker
- Kombucha Tap
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