MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Sergei, company founder
Founded by Sergei

Machine Extreme inc

10 Years in business
Filed October 26, 2026 at 10:33 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$890
Final Liquid Funding
$3,441
Fiscal Review Record
8 Wins / 2 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▲ 60
Move Fast

Move Fast

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Machine to your right 4.5s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
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▼ 20
A/B Test
Litigious
Litigious

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 16 Funding
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▼ 20
Assembly Line

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
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▼ 80
A/B Test

A/B Test

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 64 Funding
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#4
Server Monkey

Server Monkey

ENTERPRISE
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 3s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 96 Funding
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▼ 40
The Singularity
Agile
Agile

The Singularity

PLUS
LARGE AI
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ At the start of the battle, Fast Track your AI 7.5s.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +30 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 40 Funding
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#8
Prompt Engineer
Patented
✦ MVP ✦
Patented

Prompt Engineer

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 6s.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 40 Funding
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▼ 14
Burn Rate

Burn Rate

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Take 14 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Machines 2s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 6 Funding
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Corporate Policies

Automated
◆
#1

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
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◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast
PRO
◆
#2

Move Fast

POLICY PRO
▸ Your Machines have +24% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
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◆ 300 Funding
Training Run
◆
#3

Training Run

POLICY
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.075s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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◆ 14 Funding
Blitzscaling
◆
#4

Blitzscaling

POLICY
▸ Your assets have +3% Windfall chance.
▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
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◆ 37 Funding
Ship It
◆
#5

Ship It

POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.
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◆ 1 Funding
Overclocked
◆
#6

Overclocked

POLICY
▸ At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
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◆ 11 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#7

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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◆ 60 Funding
Recurring Revenue
◆
#8

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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◆ 110 Funding

Fiscal Growth Timeline

CRITICAL COMEBACK
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Surviving at 2 setbacks (one defeat away from liquidation!), the board engineered a historic turnaround to secure Market Domination.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 10 • $890 VALUATION • 8 Wins / 2 Setbacks SURVIVED NEAR-BANKRUPTCY
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $120 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $120 Valuation Yr 2 $190 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $190 Valuation Yr 3 $250 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $250 Valuation Yr 4 $385 Fiscal Year 4: 3 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $385 Valuation Yr 5 $440 Fiscal Year 5: 4 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $440 Valuation Yr 6 $590 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $590 Valuation Yr 7 $665 Fiscal Year 7: 5 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $665 Valuation Yr 8 $815 Fiscal Year 8: 6 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $815 Valuation Yr 9 $890 Fiscal Year 9: 7 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $890 Valuation Yr 10 $890 Fiscal Year 10: 8 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $890 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $120 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $190 1 1 Stable
Year 3 $250 2 1 Stable
Year 4 $385 3 1 Stable
Year 5 $440 4 1 Stable
Year 6 $590 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $665 5 2 1 Strike Left
Year 8 $815 6 2 1 Strike Left
Year 9 $890 7 2 1 Strike Left
Year 10 $890 8 2 1 Strike Left

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Machine Extreme inc is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record

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Company DNA

Composition of the final board

6 types
One corporate identity
  • AI ×3
    AI / 3 assets
    • A/B Test ×2
    • The Singularity
  • Machine ×3
    Machine / 3 assets
    • A/B Test ×2
    • Assembly Line
  • Employee ×2
    Employee / 2 assets
    • Server Monkey
    • Prompt Engineer
  • Scheme ×2
    Scheme / 2 assets
    • Move Fast
    • Burn Rate
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Server Monkey
  • Human ×1
    Human / 1 asset
    • Prompt Engineer
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