MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Machine Extreme inc

Sergei, Move Fast & Break Laws · Final year 10 · Domination

Historical record only

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 10 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▲ 60
Move Fast

Move Fast

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Machine to your right 4.5s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 28 Funding
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▼ 20
A/B Test
Litigious
Litigious

A/B Test

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +5 Loss.
Buzzword
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 16 Funding
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▼ 20
Assembly Line

Assembly Line

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
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▼ 80
A/B Test

A/B Test

ENTERPRISE
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +12 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 64 Funding
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#4
Server Monkey

Server Monkey

ENTERPRISE
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 3s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 96 Funding
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▼ 40
The Singularity
Agile
Agile

The Singularity

PLUS
LARGE AI
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ At the start of the battle, Fast Track your AI 7.5s.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +30 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 40 Funding
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#8
Prompt Engineer
Patented
✦ MVP ✦
Patented

Prompt Engineer

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 6s.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 40 Funding
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▼ 14
Burn Rate

Burn Rate

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Take 14 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Machines 2s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 6 Funding
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Enacted corporate policies

Automated
◆
#1

Automated

POLICY
▸ Your Machines act 3% faster.
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◆ 45 Funding
Move Fast
PRO
◆
#2

Move Fast

POLICY PRO
▸ Your Machines have +24% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
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◆ 300 Funding
Training Run
◆
#3

Training Run

POLICY
▸ When one of your AI activates, Fast Track a random Machine 0.075s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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◆ 14 Funding
Blitzscaling
◆
#4

Blitzscaling

POLICY
▸ Your assets have +3% Windfall chance.
▸ Start each battle with 3 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
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◆ 37 Funding
Ship It
◆
#5

Ship It

POLICY
▸ When you buy a Machine or an AI, gain 1 XP.
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◆ 1 Funding
Overclocked
◆
#6

Overclocked

POLICY
▸ At battle start, Overwork your Machines for 2s and take 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
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◆ 11 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#7

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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◆ 60 Funding
Recurring Revenue
◆
#8

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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◆ 110 Funding

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 8W / 2L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.