Synergized
▸
+10 Profit.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $380
- Final Liquid Funding
- $454
- Fiscal Review Record
- 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Synergized
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Buzzword
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Pitchman
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 28 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
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Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
✦ MVP ✦
Lean
Earnings Call
LARGE
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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#2
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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#3
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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#5
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
#6
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $110 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $160 | 1 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 3 | $220 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $285 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $380 | 2 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Absolute Asset Management is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
/
1L
1 battle fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Stock 2.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Stock 2.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Late Fee
SMALL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Creative Accounting
MEDIUM
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Revenue.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Debt Spiral
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 800% of your own Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
+
Synergized
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Lean
BASIC
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Synergized
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Buzzword
Synergized
▸
+10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Pitchman
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 28 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Stock 2.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
⚡
Lean
Earnings Call
LARGE
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
+
Synergized
PLUS
+
PLUS
++
PRO
+
PLUS
Lean
BASIC
+
PLUS
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Synergized
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
Buzzword
Synergized
▸
+10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Pitchman
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 28 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
⚡
Lean
Earnings Call
LARGE
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Animal ×4
Animal / 4 assets- Rubber Duck
- Paper Tiger
- Code Monkey
- Golden Goose
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Employee ×3
Employee / 3 assets- Unpaid Intern
- Pitchman
- Code Monkey
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Human ×3
Human / 3 assets- Unpaid Intern
- Pitchman
- Sketchy Contractor
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Service ×3
Service / 3 assets- Rubber Duck
- Pitchman
- Sketchy Contractor
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Scheme ×2
Scheme / 2 assets- Paper Tiger
- Earnings Call
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