MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Baron, company founder
Founded by Baron

Ramen Ventures

5 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$450
Final Liquid Funding
$407
Fiscal Review Record
2 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▲ 20 ▼ 20
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▼ 160
Consultant
✦ MVP ✦

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 40
Freelancer
Disruptive
Disruptive

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
▼ 15 ◈ 5
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▲ 20
Quarterly Goals

Quarterly Goals

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
#6
Union Buster

Union Buster

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Slow a rival Employee 1.5s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
▲ 30
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
▼ 28 ▲ 20
Pitchman

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
▲ 60
Salesperson

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Corporate Policies

Regulatory Capture
PLUS
◆
#1
POLICY PLUS
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 12 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Open Door Policy
◆
#2
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Work/Life Balance
PLUS
◆
#3
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#4
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Lean Operations
◆
#5
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 5 • $450 VALUATION • 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $180 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $180 Valuation Yr 2 $230 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $230 Valuation Yr 3 $290 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $290 Valuation Yr 4 $355 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $355 Valuation Yr 5 $450 Fiscal Year 5: 2 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $450 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $180 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $230 1 1 Setback
Year 3 $290 2 1 Stable
Year 4 $355 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $450 2 3 Bankrupt

Quarterly Shareholder Report →

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Ramen Ventures is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
2W / 2L
4 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
50.0%
2 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
8 Filings
Years 1 through 7

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

8 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $180 0W - 0S
Assets
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
+

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Nepo Baby

Nepo Baby

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸ Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $230 1W - 0S
Assets
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
+

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
YEAR 3 $290 1W - 1S
Assets
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
+
⚡
Disruptive

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Union Buster
+

Union Buster

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Slow a rival Employee 1.5s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◈
◈
Policies
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
YEAR 4 $355 2W - 1S
Assets
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
+
⚡
Disruptive

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Quarterly Goals

Quarterly Goals

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Union Buster
+

Union Buster

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Slow a rival Employee 1.5s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Policies
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 5 $450 2W - 2S
Assets
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Consultant
++

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
+
⚡
Disruptive

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Quarterly Goals

Quarterly Goals

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Union Buster
+

Union Buster

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Slow a rival Employee 1.5s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Regulatory Capture
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 12 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
YEAR 5 $450 2W - 2S
Assets
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Consultant
++

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
+
⚡
Disruptive

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Quarterly Goals

Quarterly Goals

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Union Buster
+

Union Buster

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Slow a rival Employee 1.5s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Regulatory Capture
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 12 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
YEAR 6 $525 3W - 2S
Assets
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Consultant
++

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
+
⚡
Disruptive

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Quarterly Goals

Quarterly Goals

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Union Buster
+

Union Buster

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Slow a rival Employee 1.5s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Scrum Master
+

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Regulatory Capture
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 12 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 7 $705 4W - 2S
Assets
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Consultant
++

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
+
⚡
Disruptive

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Quarterly Goals

Quarterly Goals

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Union Buster
+

Union Buster

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Slow a rival Employee 1.5s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Scrum Master
+
⚡
Disruptive

Scrum Master

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1.5s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Regulatory Capture
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 12 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Austerity Measures
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

5 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×7
    Human / 7 assets
    • Consultant
    • Freelancer
    • Middle Manager
    • Union Buster
    • Scrum Master
    • Pitchman
    • Salesperson
  • Employee ×5
    Employee / 5 assets
    • Consultant
    • Middle Manager
    • Scrum Master
    • Pitchman
    • Salesperson
  • Service ×3
    Service / 3 assets
    • Loan Shark
    • Consultant
    • Pitchman
  • Scheme ×2
    Scheme / 2 assets
    • Quarterly Goals
    • Union Buster
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Loan Shark
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