MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Scrappy, company founder
Founded by Scrappy

Bedrock & Sons

7 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$675
Final Liquid Funding
$1,552
Fiscal Review Record
4 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▲ 20
Office Hamster
Synergized
Synergized

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▼ 30 ◈ 10
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 40 ▲ 40
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 40
Freelancer

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
▼ 80 ▲ 80
Volunteer
Pivoted
✦ MVP ✦
Pivoted

Volunteer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◈ 8
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
#6
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 75
Watchdog

Watchdog

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 75 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 7s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
▲ 120
Salesperson
Unionized
Unionized

Salesperson

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Unionized
Unionized
▸ +30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈ 15
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Corporate Policies

Word of Mouth
PLUS
◆
#1
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.7s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Work/Life Balance
PLUS
◆
#2
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hustle Culture
◆
#3
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Grassroots Growth
PLUS
◆
#4
POLICY PLUS
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Recurring Revenue
◆
#5
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
◆
#6
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Underdog
PLUS
◆
#7
POLICY PLUS
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 6% faster.
Lean Operations
◆
#8
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 7, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 7 • $675 VALUATION • 4 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $90 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $90 Valuation Yr 2 $150 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $150 Valuation Yr 3 $260 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $260 Valuation Yr 4 $355 Fiscal Year 4: 3 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $355 Valuation Yr 5 $455 Fiscal Year 5: 4 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $455 Valuation Yr 6 $530 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $530 Valuation Yr 7 $675 Fiscal Year 7: 4 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $675 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $90 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $150 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $260 2 1 Setback
Year 4 $355 3 1 Stable
Year 5 $455 4 1 Stable
Year 6 $530 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $675 4 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Bedrock & Sons is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
7W / 5L
12 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
58.3%
7 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
7 Filings
Years 1 through 7

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

7 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $90 0W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
+

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Volunteer
++

Volunteer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $140 1W - 0S
Assets
Office Hamster
⚡
Synergized

Office Hamster

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
+

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Volunteer
++
⚡
Pivoted

Volunteer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
YEAR 3 $230 2W - 0S
Assets
Office Hamster
+
⚡
Synergized

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
+

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Volunteer
++
⚡
Pivoted

Volunteer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
Policies
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Work/Life Balance
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 4 $270 2W - 1S
Assets
Office Hamster
+
⚡
Synergized

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
+

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Volunteer
++
⚡
Pivoted

Volunteer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog
++

Watchdog

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 75 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 7s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◈
◈
Policies
Word of Mouth
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.7s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 5 $355 3W - 1S
Assets
Office Hamster
+
⚡
Synergized

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
+

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Volunteer
++
⚡
Pivoted

Volunteer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog
++

Watchdog

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 75 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 7s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Salesperson
+
⚡
Unionized

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Unionized
Unionized
▸ +30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Word of Mouth
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.7s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Grassroots Growth
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
YEAR 6 $530 4W - 1S
Assets
Office Hamster
+
⚡
Synergized

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
+

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Volunteer
++
⚡
Pivoted

Volunteer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog
++

Watchdog

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 75 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 7s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Salesperson
+
⚡
Unionized

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Unionized
Unionized
▸ +30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Word of Mouth
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.7s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Grassroots Growth
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
YEAR 7 $625 4W - 2S
Assets
Office Hamster
+
⚡
Synergized

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Middle Manager
+

Middle Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Hard Worker
++

Hard Worker

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Freelancer
+

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Volunteer
++
⚡
Pivoted

Volunteer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ +15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog
++

Watchdog

PRO
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 75 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 7s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Salesperson
++
⚡
Unionized

Salesperson

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Unionized
Unionized
▸ +30% Profit, but 0.5s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Word of Mouth
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.7s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Work/Life Balance
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 100.
▸ Your Employees act 0.2s slower.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Grassroots Growth
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Underdog
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 6% faster.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

4 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×8
    Human / 8 assets
    • Middle Manager
    • Hard Worker
    • Freelancer
    • Volunteer
    • Chief Storyteller
    • Brand Ambassador
    • Salesperson
    • Marketing Strategist
  • Employee ×5
    Employee / 5 assets
    • Office Hamster
    • Middle Manager
    • Hard Worker
    • Chief Storyteller
    • Salesperson
  • Animal ×2
    Animal / 2 assets
    • Office Hamster
    • Watchdog
  • Service ×2
    Service / 2 assets
    • Watchdog
    • Marketing Strategist
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