MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Cap Table Carnage

Scrappy, The Bootstrapper · Final year 10 · Domination

Awaiting challengers

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 10 PLACEMENT—

Final board

◈ 160
Doorman

Doorman

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 160 Moat.
▸ Remove 8 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 32
Chief Storyteller
✦ MVP ✦

Chief Storyteller

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸ Gain 32 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
#2
Ramen Budget
Pivoted
Pivoted

Ramen Budget

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 8 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ Fills 15% faster.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 90
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 90.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
#4
Net 90

Net 90

ENTERPRISE
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▲ 20
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 80
Late Fee

Late Fee

ENTERPRISE
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 400 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
⇈ 4
Accountant
Litigious
Litigious

Accountant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Remove 12 Debt.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
▲ 320
Expense Account

Expense Account

ENTERPRISE
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 320.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 160.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Enacted corporate policies

Hustle Culture
ENTERPRISE
◆
#1
POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ Your Employees act 40% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 25 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Any Press Is Good Press
◆
#2
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Grassroots Growth
◆
#3
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Borrowed Time
◆
#4
POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Austerity Measures
◆
#5
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Recurring Revenue
◆
#6
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Total Rewards
PLUS
◆
#7
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Underdog
◆
#8
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 8W / 2L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

10 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 1S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Remote Worker

Remote Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Scale +1 for every other Remote Worker.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $160 1W - 1S
Assets
Stealth Mode

Stealth Mode

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Community EBITDA

Community EBITDA

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 3 $250 2W - 1S
Assets
Business Coach

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Ramen Budget
+
⚡
Pivoted

Ramen Budget

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 5 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1.5s.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ Fills 15% faster.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Brand Ambassador
+

Brand Ambassador

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 5 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Any Press Is Good Press
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
YEAR 4 $365 3W - 1S
Assets
Business Coach

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Ramen Budget
+
⚡
Pivoted

Ramen Budget

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 5 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1.5s.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ Fills 15% faster.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Brand Ambassador
+

Brand Ambassador

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 5 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Office Goldfish

Office Goldfish

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Slow an adjacent Employee 1s and a rival Employee 2s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Any Press Is Good Press
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 5 $675 4W - 1S
Assets
Business Coach

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Ramen Budget
++
⚡
Pivoted

Ramen Budget

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 8 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ Fills 15% faster.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Credit Card Roulette
+

Credit Card Roulette

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 90.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Net 90
+

Net 90

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Company Store
+

Company Store

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 16 for each of your Employees.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Accountant
++

Accountant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Remove 12 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈
◈
Policies
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Any Press Is Good Press
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Borrowed Time
POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
YEAR 6 $1,015 5W - 1S
Assets
Business Coach
⚡
Agile

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Ramen Budget
++
⚡
Pivoted

Ramen Budget

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 8 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ Fills 15% faster.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Credit Card Roulette
+

Credit Card Roulette

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 90.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Net 90
+

Net 90

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Company Store
+

Company Store

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 16 for each of your Employees.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Accountant
++

Accountant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Remove 12 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Collections Agent

Collections Agent

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈
Policies
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Any Press Is Good Press
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Borrowed Time
POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Austerity Measures
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 7 $1,402 6W - 1S
Assets
Business Coach
+

Business Coach

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.7s.
Chief Storyteller
++

Chief Storyteller

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +26 Valuation.
▸ Gain 24 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Ramen Budget
++
⚡
Pivoted

Ramen Budget

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 8 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ Fills 15% faster.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Credit Card Roulette
+

Credit Card Roulette

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 90.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Net 90
+

Net 90

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Company Store
+

Company Store

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 16 for each of your Employees.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Collections Agent

Collections Agent

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Business Coach
⚡
Agile

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Accountant
++

Accountant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Remove 12 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Any Press Is Good Press
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Borrowed Time
POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Austerity Measures
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Total Rewards
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 8 $3,177 7W - 1S
Assets
Business Coach
+

Business Coach

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.7s.
Chief Storyteller
+++

Chief Storyteller

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸ Gain 32 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Ramen Budget
++
⚡
Pivoted

Ramen Budget

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 8 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ Fills 15% faster.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Credit Card Roulette
+

Credit Card Roulette

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 90.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Net 90
+

Net 90

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Company Store
+

Company Store

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 16 for each of your Employees.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Collections Agent

Collections Agent

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Vaporware

Vaporware

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Accountant
++
⚡
Litigious

Accountant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Remove 12 Debt.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Hustle Culture
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Any Press Is Good Press
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Borrowed Time
POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Austerity Measures
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Total Rewards
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
YEAR 9 $8,507 7W - 2S
Assets
Stealth Mode
++

Stealth Mode

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 240 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 2.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Chief Storyteller
+++

Chief Storyteller

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸ Gain 32 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Ramen Budget
++
⚡
Pivoted

Ramen Budget

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 8 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ Fills 15% faster.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Credit Card Roulette
+

Credit Card Roulette

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 90.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Net 90
+

Net 90

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Company Store
+

Company Store

PLUS
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 16 for each of your Employees.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Collections Agent

Collections Agent

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Vaporware
⚡
Leveraged

Vaporware

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Accountant
++
⚡
Litigious

Accountant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Remove 12 Debt.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
Hustle Culture
+
POLICY PRO
▸ Your Employees act 20% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Any Press Is Good Press
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Borrowed Time
POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Austerity Measures
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Total Rewards
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
YEAR 10 $10,622 8W - 2S
Assets
Doorman
+++

Doorman

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 160 Moat.
▸ Remove 8 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Chief Storyteller
+++

Chief Storyteller

ENTERPRISE
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸ Gain 32 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Ramen Budget
++
⚡
Pivoted

Ramen Budget

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 8 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Pivoted
Pivoted
▸ Fills 15% faster.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Credit Card Roulette
+

Credit Card Roulette

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 90.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Net 90
+++

Net 90

ENTERPRISE
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Late Fee
+++

Late Fee

ENTERPRISE
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 400 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Accountant
++
⚡
Litigious

Accountant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Remove 12 Debt.
Litigious
Litigious
▸ Also apply 1 Scandal.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Expense Account
+++

Expense Account

ENTERPRISE
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 320.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 160.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
Hustle Culture
+
POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ Your Employees act 40% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 25 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Any Press Is Good Press
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Grassroots Growth
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Borrowed Time
POLICY
▸ When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Austerity Measures
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Total Rewards
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.