MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Office Parrot
Common Small Scrappy YEAR 2+

Office Parrot

Filing Identifier: asset.scrappy.office_parrot
Animal
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Gain 2 Scandal. When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.
Base Cost: $12 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

2 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Pet Store
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
50.0% (3 / 6 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
100.0% (1W / 0L)

+50.0% above 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
100.0%
1W / 0L
Baron
—
No filings
Sergei
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
—
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Office Parrot

1 Recent Runs
VICTORY
Wire Transfer Waiting Room
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$1,163 Valuation
about 2 months ago