MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Market Domination

Wire Transfer Waiting Room

Founder: Scrappy • Closed: Fiscal Year 10 • Build: 1.0.0CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 11, 2026 at 17:04 UTC
Final Valuation
$1,163
Final Liquid Funding
$2,921
Fiscal Review Record
8 Wins / 2 Setbacks

Winning Asset Portfolio

◈ 30
Marketing Strategist
Litigious
Litigious

Marketing Strategist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +20 Moat.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
▼ 200
Evangelist
Leveraged
Leveraged

Evangelist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 200 Loss.
When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 80 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▲ 60
Community Manager
Pivoted
Pivoted

Community Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 60.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 60.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
▲ 45
Credit Card Roulette
Disruptive
Disruptive

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Gain 1 Debt.
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
▲ 40
Bootstrapped
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled

Bootstrapped

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▼ 1
Earnings Call
Leveraged
✦ MVP ✦
Leveraged

Earnings Call

PLUS
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
#8
Office Parrot
Litigious
Litigious

Office Parrot

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Gain 2 Scandal.
When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
⇈ 2
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Enacted Corporate Policies

Hustle Culture
#1
Your Employees act 10% faster.
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Underdog
#2
POLICY
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Recurring Revenue
PLUS
#3
POLICY PLUS
Permanently gain +3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
#4
Your assets act 300 faster.
Word of Mouth
#5
POLICY
Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Aggressive Expansion
#6
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
#7
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Pricing
#8
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

CRITICAL COMEBACK
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Surviving at 2 setbacks (one defeat away from liquidation!), the board engineered a historic turnaround to secure Market Domination.
FINAL OUTCOME FISCAL YEAR 10 $1,163 VALUATION 8 Wins / 2 Setbacks SURVIVED NEAR-BANKRUPTCY
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $90 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $90 Valuation Yr 2 $140 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $140 Valuation Yr 3 $254 Fiscal Year 3: 3 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $254 Valuation Yr 4 $373 Fiscal Year 4: 4 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $373 Valuation Yr 5 $461 Fiscal Year 5: 4 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $461 Valuation Yr 6 $536 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $536 Valuation Yr 7 $756 Fiscal Year 7: 5 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $756 Valuation Yr 8 $946 Fiscal Year 8: 6 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $946 Valuation Yr 9 $1,052 Fiscal Year 9: 7 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $1,052 Valuation Yr 10 $1,163 Fiscal Year 10: 8 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $1,163 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $90 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $140 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $254 3 0 Stable
Year 4 $373 4 0 Stable
Year 5 $461 4 1 Setback
Year 6 $536 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $756 5 2 1 Strike Left
Year 8 $946 6 2 1 Strike Left
Year 9 $1,052 7 2 1 Strike Left
Year 10 $1,163 8 2 1 Strike Left

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Wire Transfer Waiting Room is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
5W / 3L
8 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
62.5%
5 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
10 Filings
Years 1 through 10

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

10 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $90 0W - 0S
Assets
Freelancer
+

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Community Manager
+

Community Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 30.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Volunteer
+

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 40.
Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
YEAR 2 $140 1W - 0S
Assets
Freelancer
+
Leveraged

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Community Manager
+
Pivoted

Community Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 30.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 30.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Volunteer
+

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 40.
Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Temp Worker

Temp Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 50.
Inflict 50 Loss.
Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Multi-Level Marketer

Multi-Level Marketer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 15 for each Human you control.
When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Policies
Hustle Culture
Your Employees act 10% faster.
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 3 $200 2W - 0S
Assets
Freelancer
+
Leveraged

Freelancer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Community Manager
+
Pivoted

Community Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 30.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 30.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Multi-Level Marketer

Multi-Level Marketer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 15 for each Human you control.
When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
+

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Profit 40.
Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Office Parrot

Office Parrot

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Gain 2 Scandal.
When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Policies
Hustle Culture
Your Employees act 10% faster.
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Underdog
POLICY
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
YEAR 4 $308 3W - 0S
Assets
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Gain 1 Debt.
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Nothing To Lose

Nothing To Lose

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
Apply 1 Scandal and inflict 10 Loss.
The first time your Cash falls below half, inflict 40 Loss and Overwork your assets 1.
5s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Community Manager
+
Pivoted

Community Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 30.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 30.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Office Parrot
Litigious

Office Parrot

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Gain 2 Scandal.
When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Hustle Culture
Your Employees act 10% faster.
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Underdog
POLICY
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
YEAR 5 $391 4W - 0S
Assets
Marketing Strategist
+

Marketing Strategist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Evangelist
+

Evangelist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 100 Loss.
When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 40 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Community Manager
++
Pivoted

Community Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 60.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 60.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Gain 1 Debt.
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Earnings Call
+

Earnings Call

PLUS
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Office Parrot
Litigious

Office Parrot

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Gain 2 Scandal.
When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Hustle Culture
Your Employees act 10% faster.
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Underdog
POLICY
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 6 $461 4W - 1S
Assets
Marketing Strategist
+

Marketing Strategist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Evangelist
+

Evangelist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 100 Loss.
When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 40 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Community Manager
++
Pivoted

Community Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 60.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 60.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Gain 1 Debt.
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Bootstrapped
+

Bootstrapped

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Earnings Call
+
Leveraged

Earnings Call

PLUS
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Office Parrot
Litigious

Office Parrot

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Gain 2 Scandal.
When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Policies
Hustle Culture
Your Employees act 10% faster.
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Underdog
POLICY
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
YEAR 7 $591 4W - 2S
Assets
Marketing Strategist
+

Marketing Strategist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Evangelist
+
Leveraged

Evangelist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 100 Loss.
When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 40 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Community Manager
++
Pivoted

Community Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 60.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 60.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Credit Card Roulette
Disruptive

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Gain 1 Debt.
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Bootstrapped
+

Bootstrapped

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Earnings Call
+
Leveraged

Earnings Call

PLUS
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Office Parrot
Litigious

Office Parrot

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Gain 2 Scandal.
When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Policies
Hustle Culture
Your Employees act 10% faster.
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Underdog
POLICY
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
YEAR 8 $781 5W - 2S
Assets
Marketing Strategist
+

Marketing Strategist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Evangelist
++
Leveraged

Evangelist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 200 Loss.
When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 80 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Community Manager
++
Pivoted

Community Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 60.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 60.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Credit Card Roulette
Disruptive

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Gain 1 Debt.
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Bootstrapped
+
Blockchain-Enabled

Bootstrapped

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Earnings Call
+
Leveraged

Earnings Call

PLUS
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Office Parrot
Litigious

Office Parrot

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Gain 2 Scandal.
When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Policies
Hustle Culture
Your Employees act 10% faster.
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Underdog
POLICY
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 9 $1,016 6W - 2S
Assets
Marketing Strategist
+
Litigious

Marketing Strategist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +20 Moat.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Evangelist
++
Leveraged

Evangelist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 200 Loss.
When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 80 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Community Manager
++
Pivoted

Community Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 60.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 60.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Credit Card Roulette
Disruptive

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Gain 1 Debt.
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Bootstrapped
+
Blockchain-Enabled

Bootstrapped

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Earnings Call
+
Leveraged

Earnings Call

PLUS
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Office Parrot
Litigious

Office Parrot

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Gain 2 Scandal.
When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Policies
Hustle Culture
Your Employees act 10% faster.
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Underdog
POLICY
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Recurring Revenue
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
YEAR 10 $1,127 7W - 2S
Assets
Marketing Strategist
+
Litigious

Marketing Strategist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +20 Moat.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Evangelist
++
Leveraged

Evangelist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 200 Loss.
When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 80 Loss.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Community Manager
++
Pivoted

Community Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 60.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 60.
Pivoted
Pivoted
+15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Credit Card Roulette
Disruptive

Credit Card Roulette

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Gain 1 Debt.
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Disruptive
Disruptive
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Bootstrapped
+
Blockchain-Enabled

Bootstrapped

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 40.
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Earnings Call
+
Leveraged

Earnings Call

PLUS
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Leveraged
Leveraged
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Office Parrot
Litigious

Office Parrot

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Gain 2 Scandal.
When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.
Litigious
Litigious
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Policies
Hustle Culture
Your Employees act 10% faster.
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Underdog
POLICY
While behind on Cash, your assets work 100% faster.
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PLUS
Permanently gain +3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Lean Operations
Your assets act 300 faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
Market Share 10%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Aggressive Expansion
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Open Door Policy
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Aggressive Pricing
Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.