MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Baron

QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Bastion Labs

Baron, Old Money · Final year 9 · Domination

Awaiting challengers

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 9 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 1
Earnings Call
✦ MVP ✦

Earnings Call

PLUS
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈ 40
Security System

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
#4
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◈ 80
Kombucha Tap

Kombucha Tap

PLUS
SMALL SERVICE MACHINE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 120
Pink Elephant

Pink Elephant

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Gain 5 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#8
Black Turtleneck

Black Turtleneck

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track a random Scheme 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈ 40
Doorman

Doorman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Enacted corporate policies

Too Big to Fail
◆
#1
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Regulatory Capture
◆
#2
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fortified
◆
#3
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Winner Take All
◆
#4
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hostile Takeover
◆
#5
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#6
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Trust Disbursement
◆
#7
▸ At the start of each Year, receive 4 Funding.
Old Money Rules
◆
#8
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 8W / 1L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

9 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $170 0W - 1S
Assets
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Pink Elephant

Pink Elephant

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Gain 5 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $540 1W - 1S
Assets
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Security System
+

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Oil Well

Oil Well

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
YEAR 3 $880 2W - 1S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Security System
+

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Kombucha Tap
+

Kombucha Tap

PLUS
SMALL SERVICE MACHINE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Pink Elephant

Pink Elephant

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Gain 5 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
Policies
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
YEAR 4 $945 3W - 1S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Security System
+

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Kombucha Tap
+

Kombucha Tap

PLUS
SMALL SERVICE MACHINE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Pink Elephant
+

Pink Elephant

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Gain 5 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
Policies
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
YEAR 5 $1,015 4W - 1S
Assets
Severance Package

Severance Package

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 5 Funding.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Hostile Takeover

Hostile Takeover

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss, plus Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Security System
+

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Kombucha Tap
+

Kombucha Tap

PLUS
SMALL SERVICE MACHINE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Pink Elephant
+

Pink Elephant

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Gain 5 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Doorman

Doorman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Animal Lover
+

Animal Lover

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Policies
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 6 $1,090 5W - 1S
Assets
Severance Package

Severance Package

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 5 Funding.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Hostile Takeover
⚡
Agile

Hostile Takeover

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss, plus Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Security System
+

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Kombucha Tap
+

Kombucha Tap

PLUS
SMALL SERVICE MACHINE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Pink Elephant
+

Pink Elephant

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Gain 5 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Doorman

Doorman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Animal Lover
+

Animal Lover

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Policies
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Winner Take All
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
YEAR 7 $1,190 6W - 1S
Assets
Earnings Call

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security System
+

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Kombucha Tap
+

Kombucha Tap

PLUS
SMALL SERVICE MACHINE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Pink Elephant
+

Pink Elephant

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Gain 5 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Animal Lover
+

Animal Lover

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Doorman
+

Doorman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Winner Take All
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
YEAR 8 $1,265 7W - 1S
Assets
Earnings Call
+

Earnings Call

PLUS
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security System
+

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Kombucha Tap
+

Kombucha Tap

PLUS
SMALL SERVICE MACHINE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Pink Elephant
+

Pink Elephant

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Gain 5 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Black Turtleneck

Black Turtleneck

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track a random Scheme 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Doorman
+

Doorman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Winner Take All
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Trust Disbursement
▸ At the start of each Year, receive 4 Funding.
YEAR 9 $1,340 8W - 1S
Assets
Earnings Call
+

Earnings Call

PLUS
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security System
+

Security System

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Guinea Pig
+

Guinea Pig

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Kombucha Tap
+

Kombucha Tap

PLUS
SMALL SERVICE MACHINE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Pink Elephant
+

Pink Elephant

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ Gain 5 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Black Turtleneck

Black Turtleneck

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track a random Scheme 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Doorman
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Doorman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
Too Big to Fail
▸ The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Winner Take All
▸ While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hostile Takeover
▸ When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Trust Disbursement
▸ At the start of each Year, receive 4 Funding.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.