MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Baron, company founder
Founded by Baron

Venture Debt & Regret

4 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$520
Final Liquid Funding
$741
Fiscal Review Record
1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▲ 50
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
⇈ 3
Interest Check
✦ MVP ✦

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
▲ 60
Salesperson

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▲ 80
Petty Cash
◈ ◈ ◈ ◈

Petty Cash

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Stock 4.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
▲ 45
Compound Interest

Compound Interest

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▲ 30
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▲ 50 ◈ 20
Family Office

Family Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
#8
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 30
Unpaid Intern
Synergized
Synergized

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Corporate Policies

Old Money Rules
PLUS
◆
#1
POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fortified
◆
#2
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#3
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 4 • $520 VALUATION • 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $180 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $180 Valuation Yr 2 $260 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $260 Valuation Yr 3 $360 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $360 Valuation Yr 4 $520 Fiscal Year 4: 1 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $520 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $180 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $260 1 1 Setback
Year 3 $360 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $520 1 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Venture Debt & Regret is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
2W / 4L
6 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
33.3%
2 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 4

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $180 0W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $250 1W - 0S
Assets
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Compound Interest

Compound Interest

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 36 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 3 $340 1W - 1S
Assets
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Compound Interest

Compound Interest

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Family Office

Family Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
Policies
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 4 $470 1W - 2S
Assets
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Interest Check
+

Interest Check

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Petty Cash
+

Petty Cash

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Stock 4.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Compound Interest

Compound Interest

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 45.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Family Office

Family Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Unpaid Intern
⚡
Synergized

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Synergized
Synergized
▸ +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Policies
Old Money Rules
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Start each battle with 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Expansion
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

5 types
One corporate identity
  • Employee ×4
    Employee / 4 assets
    • Salesperson ×2
    • Keynote Speaker
    • Unpaid Intern
  • Human ×4
    Human / 4 assets
    • Salesperson ×2
    • Keynote Speaker
    • Unpaid Intern
  • Property ×3
    Property / 3 assets
    • Interest Check
    • Petty Cash
    • Family Office
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Shaved Yak
  • Scheme ×1
    Scheme / 1 asset
    • Compound Interest
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