MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Baron, company founder
Founded by Baron

Halcyon Forge

5 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$1,282
Final Liquid Funding
$456
Fiscal Review Record
2 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 30
Bribe

Bribe

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
#1
Headhunter

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
#3
Propaganda
✦ MVP ✦

Propaganda

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Apply 8 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
⇈ 2
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◈ 40
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
⇈ 1
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
▲ 100
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Corporate Policies

Old Money Rules
◆
#1
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Regulatory Capture
◆
#2
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fortified
◆
#3
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
◆
#4
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 5 • $1,282 VALUATION • 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $160 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 2 $270 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $270 Valuation Yr 3 $500 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $500 Valuation Yr 4 $993 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $993 Valuation Yr 5 $1,282 Fiscal Year 5: 2 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $1,282 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $160 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $270 1 1 Stable
Year 3 $500 2 1 Stable
Year 4 $993 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $1,282 2 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Halcyon Forge is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
3W / 4L
7 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
42.9%
3 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
5 Filings
Years 1 through 5

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

5 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $160 0W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Shaved Yak
+

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $270 0W - 1S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Paper Tiger
+

Paper Tiger

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 3 $406 1W - 1S
Assets
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Petty Cash
++

Petty Cash

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Stock 5.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Propaganda

Propaganda

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Shaved Yak
+

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈
Policies
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
YEAR 4 $719 2W - 1S
Assets
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Petty Cash
++

Petty Cash

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Stock 5.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Propaganda
+

Propaganda

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Apply 8 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Shaved Yak
+

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Policies
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
YEAR 5 $1,139 2W - 2S
Assets
Bribe

Bribe

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Headhunter

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Propaganda
+

Propaganda

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Apply 8 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Shaved Yak
+

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Policies
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

5 types
One corporate identity
  • Scheme ×5
    Scheme / 5 assets
    • Bribe
    • Propaganda
    • Patent Portfolio ×2
    • Unicorn
  • Animal ×2
    Animal / 2 assets
    • Unicorn
    • Shaved Yak
  • Human ×2
    Human / 2 assets
    • Bribe
    • Headhunter
  • Property ×2
    Property / 2 assets
    • Patent Portfolio ×2
  • Service ×1
    Service / 1 asset
    • Headhunter
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