MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Baron

QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Halcyon Forge

Baron, Old Money · Final year 5 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 5 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▼ 30
Bribe

Bribe

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
#1
Headhunter

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Keywords
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
#3
Propaganda
✦ MVP ✦

Propaganda

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Apply 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 65 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 2
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 40
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 1
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 100
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Old Money Rules
◆
#1

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Regulatory Capture
◆
#2

Regulatory Capture

POLICY
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Fortified
◆
#3

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 65 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#4

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 2W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

5 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $160 0W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Shaved Yak
+

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $270 0W - 1S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paper Tiger
+

Paper Tiger

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
YEAR 3 $406 1W - 1S
Assets
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Petty Cash
++

Petty Cash

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Stock 5.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Propaganda

Propaganda

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Shaved Yak
+

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Regulatory Capture

Regulatory Capture

POLICY
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
YEAR 4 $719 2W - 1S
Assets
Watchdog
+

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Petty Cash
++

Petty Cash

PRO
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Stock 5.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Propaganda
+

Propaganda

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Apply 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 65 Funding
Full Dossier →
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Shaved Yak
+

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Regulatory Capture

Regulatory Capture

POLICY
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Fortified

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 65 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
YEAR 5 $1,139 2W - 2S
Assets
Bribe

Bribe

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Headhunter

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Keywords
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
Propaganda
+

Propaganda

PLUS
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Apply 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 65 Funding
Full Dossier →
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 13 Funding
Full Dossier →
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Shaved Yak
+

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 180 Funding
Regulatory Capture

Regulatory Capture

POLICY
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 75 Funding
Fortified

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 65 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding