Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $9,811
- Final Liquid Funding
- $632
- Fiscal Review Record
- 3 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
✦ MVP ✦
Lean
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +80 Valuation.
▸
Profit 60.
Buzzword
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Patented
Unicorn
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Patent Portfolio
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Valuation Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸
Remove 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 25 Moat.
▸
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Patent Portfolio
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Gamified
Shaved Yak
SMALL
ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 100.
▸
Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
+25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#2
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 200 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#4
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 12 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#7
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#8
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 6, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $260 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $785 | 0 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 3 | $2,190 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $4,443 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $7,214 | 3 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 6 | $9,811 | 3 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Cornerstone Collective is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
2W
/
1L
3 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
66.7%
2 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
6 Filings
Years 1 through 6
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Unicorn
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Unicorn
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Shaved Yak
SMALL
ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 100.
▸
Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Assets
+
PLUS
+
Patented
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +80 Valuation.
▸
Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Patented
Unicorn
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Price Gouging
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 3 Revenue.
▸
Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Shaved Yak
SMALL
ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 100.
▸
Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
+
Lean
PLUS
+
Patented
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
Gamified
PLUS
BASIC
⚡
Lean
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +80 Valuation.
▸
Profit 60.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Patented
Unicorn
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Patent Portfolio
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Patent Portfolio
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
⚡
Gamified
Shaved Yak
SMALL
ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 100.
▸
Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
+25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Non-compete Agreement
MEDIUM
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Slow the rival's Employees 3s.
Keywords
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Assets
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Lean
PLUS
+
Patented
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
Gamified
PLUS
⚡
Lean
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +80 Valuation.
▸
Profit 60.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Patented
Unicorn
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Patent Portfolio
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Patent Portfolio
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Shell Company
MEDIUM
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
⚡
Gamified
Shaved Yak
SMALL
ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 100.
▸
Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
+25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Policies
+
+
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 200 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 12 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
+
Lean
PLUS
+
Patented
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
Gamified
PLUS
⚡
Lean
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +80 Valuation.
▸
Profit 60.
Buzzword
Lean
▸
0.5s faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Patented
Unicorn
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
+15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Patent Portfolio
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Valuation Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸
Remove 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 25 Moat.
▸
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Patent Portfolio
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
⚡
Gamified
Shaved Yak
SMALL
ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 100.
▸
Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Buzzword
Gamified
▸
+25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Policies
+
+
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 200 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 12 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Animal ×3
Animal / 3 assets- Unicorn
- Watchdog
- Shaved Yak
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Property ×3
Property / 3 assets- Oil Well
- Patent Portfolio ×2
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Scheme ×3
Scheme / 3 assets- Unicorn
- Patent Portfolio ×2
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Service ×2
Service / 2 assets- Valuation Consultant
- Watchdog
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Human ×1
Human / 1 asset- Valuation Consultant
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