MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Baron

QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Cornerstone Collective

Baron, Old Money · Final year 6 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 6 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▲ 60
Oil Well
Lean
✦ MVP ✦
Lean

Oil Well

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +80 Valuation.
▸ Profit 60.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈ 80
Unicorn
Patented
Patented

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
⇈ 2
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
#6
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈ 25
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
⇈ 1
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
▲ 100
Shaved Yak
Gamified
Gamified

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Enacted corporate policies

Fortified
◆
#1
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Quality Assurance
PLUS
◆
#2
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Old Money Rules
◆
#3
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Regulatory Capture
PLUS
◆
#4
POLICY PLUS
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 12 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
◆
#5
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Recurring Revenue
◆
#6
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Austerity Measures
◆
#7
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#8
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 3W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

6 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $235 0W - 0S
Assets
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $375 0W - 1S
Assets
Oil Well

Oil Well

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Shaved Yak
+

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Quality Assurance
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
YEAR 3 $1,440 0W - 2S
Assets
Oil Well
+

Oil Well

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +80 Valuation.
▸ Profit 60.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Unicorn
+
⚡
Patented

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Price Gouging

Price Gouging

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Shaved Yak
+

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈
◈
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Quality Assurance
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 4 $3,299 1W - 2S
Assets
Oil Well
+
⚡
Lean

Oil Well

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +80 Valuation.
▸ Profit 60.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Unicorn
+
⚡
Patented

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Shaved Yak
+
⚡
Gamified

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Non-compete Agreement

Non-compete Agreement

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's Employees 3s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Quality Assurance
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Regulatory Capture
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
YEAR 5 $5,832 2W - 2S
Assets
Oil Well
+
⚡
Lean

Oil Well

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +80 Valuation.
▸ Profit 60.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Unicorn
+
⚡
Patented

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Shell Company

Shell Company

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Shaved Yak
+
⚡
Gamified

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Quality Assurance
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Regulatory Capture
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 12 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Austerity Measures
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
YEAR 6 $8,467 3W - 2S
Assets
Oil Well
+
⚡
Lean

Oil Well

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +80 Valuation.
▸ Profit 60.
Lean
Lean
▸ 0.5s faster.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Unicorn
+
⚡
Patented

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Patented
Patented
▸ +15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Patent Portfolio
+

Patent Portfolio

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Valuation Consultant
+

Valuation Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Remove 3 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Shaved Yak
+
⚡
Gamified

Shaved Yak

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Permanently gain +20 Valuation.
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Policies
Fortified
POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Quality Assurance
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 200 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Old Money Rules
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Regulatory Capture
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 12 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Austerity Measures
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.