MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Scrappy, company founder
Founded by Scrappy

Velocity Group

3 Years in business
Filed September 12, 2026 at 18:28 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$260
Final Liquid Funding
$535
Fiscal Review Record
0 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

◈ 12
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 50
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 30
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 15
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 10 ▲ 10
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20 ▲ 20
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
#6
Kanban
✦ MVP ✦

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ #8
◈ #9

Corporate Policies

Recurring Revenue
◆
#1

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Quality Assurance
◆
#2

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#3
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 3, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 3 • $260 VALUATION • 0 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $110 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $110 Valuation Yr 2 $180 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $180 Valuation Yr 3 $260 Fiscal Year 3: 0 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $260 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $110 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $180 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $260 0 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Velocity Group is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 3L
3 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
0.0%
0 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
3 Filings
Years 1 through 3

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

3 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
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YEAR 2 $160 0W - 1S
Assets
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
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Policies
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
YEAR 3 $240 0W - 2S
Assets
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
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Policies
Recurring Revenue

Recurring Revenue

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 110 Funding
Quality Assurance

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

5 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×5
    Human / 5 assets
    • Security Guard
    • Salesperson
    • Community Manager
    • Hard Worker
    • Volunteer
  • Employee ×2
    Employee / 2 assets
    • Salesperson
    • Hard Worker
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Shaved Yak
  • Scheme ×1
    Scheme / 1 asset
    • Kanban
  • Service ×1
    Service / 1 asset
    • Security Guard
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