Pivoted
▸
+15% Windfall chance.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $870
- Final Liquid Funding
- $2,080
- Fiscal Review Record
- 6 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Pivoted
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Agile
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 160 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security Guard
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 12 Moat.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Disruptive
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
The Handyman
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 24 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Neighborhood Watch
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat.
▸
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
✦ MVP ✦
Agile
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 320.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 160.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#6
POLICY
PRO
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 16 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆
#7
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 200 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆
#8
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 9, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $115 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $190 | 2 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $250 | 3 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $350 | 3 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 5 | $445 | 4 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 6 | $520 | 5 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 7 | $670 | 5 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 8 | $770 | 6 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 9 | $870 | 6 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Pre-Seed Panic is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
4W
/
6L
10 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
40.0%
4 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
9 Filings
Years 1 through 9
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Assets
Disruptive
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
⚡
Disruptive
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Assets
Pivoted
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Disruptive
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
⚡
Pivoted
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
+15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loyal Clerk
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Disruptive
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Community Board
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Closed Sundays
SMALL
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Slow your assets 2s.
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
Pivoted
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Disruptive
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
⚡
Pivoted
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
+15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loyal Clerk
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Disruptive
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Community Board
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Neighborhood Watch
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat.
▸
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Assets
Pivoted
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
Agile
PLUS
+
PLUS
Disruptive
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
⚡
Pivoted
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
+15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
⚡
Agile
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loyal Clerk
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Disruptive
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Community Board
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Neighborhood Watch
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat.
▸
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
+
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Assets
Pivoted
BASIC
+
PLUS
++
Agile
PRO
+
PLUS
+
Disruptive
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
⚡
Pivoted
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
+15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
⚡
Agile
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 160 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loyal Clerk
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Disruptive
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
The Handyman
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 24 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.5s.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Neighborhood Watch
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat.
▸
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
+
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Assets
Pivoted
BASIC
+
PLUS
++
Agile
PRO
+
PLUS
+
Disruptive
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+++
ENTERPRISE
⚡
Pivoted
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
+15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
⚡
Agile
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 160 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Loyal Clerk
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
⚡
Disruptive
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
The Handyman
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 24 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.5s.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Neighborhood Watch
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat.
▸
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 320.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 160.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
+
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
Pivoted
BASIC
+
PLUS
++
Agile
PRO
+
PLUS
+
Disruptive
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+++
Agile
ENTERPRISE
⚡
Pivoted
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
+15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
⚡
Agile
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 160 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Data Scientist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track your fastest asset 1.5s.
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Disruptive
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
The Handyman
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 24 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Neighborhood Watch
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat.
▸
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
⚡
Agile
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 320.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 160.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
+
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
POLICY
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
Pivoted
BASIC
+
PLUS
++
Agile
PRO
BASIC
+
Disruptive
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+++
Agile
ENTERPRISE
⚡
Pivoted
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
+15% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Mom
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Humans 3s.
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 500% of it as Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
⚡
Agile
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 160 Loss.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security Guard
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 12 Moat.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
⚡
Disruptive
Pop
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 60.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
The Handyman
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 24 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
Sketchy Contractor
MEDIUM
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
Windfall 50%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Neighborhood Watch
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 10 Moat.
▸
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
⚡
Agile
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 320.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 160.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
+
+
POLICY
▸
When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Your Humans act 3% faster.
POLICY
PRO
▸
Whenever you Surplus, gain 16 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 200 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
-
Human ×8
Human / 8 assets- Busy Receptionist
- Mom
- Consultant
- Security Guard
- Pop
- The Handyman
- Sketchy Contractor
- Neighborhood Watch
-
Service ×5
Service / 5 assets- Consultant
- Security Guard
- The Handyman
- Sketchy Contractor
- Neighborhood Watch
-
Employee ×4
Employee / 4 assets- Busy Receptionist
- Mom
- Consultant
- Pop
-
Benefit ×1
Benefit / 1 asset- Expense Account
Larger type · Greater presenceInspect a type to reveal its assets ↗