MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.mental_health_day
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Mental Health Day
Uncommon Medium

Mental Health Day

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.mental_health_day
Benefit
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
12.0 SEC
Slow your Humans 1s. Restock your assets 2. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track this 1s.
Base Cost: $6 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Fast Track Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Stock Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Burnout An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

5 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Agency Row
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Benefits Broker
Tag Filter (Benefit)
1.0x Base Price
The Union Hall
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price
The Burn Unit
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Supply Closet
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
18.2% (6 / 33 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 1L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

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No filings
0.0%
0W / 1L
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No filings
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No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Mental Health Day

1 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$780 Valuation
8 days ago