MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Sergei, company founder
Founded by Sergei

Escrow Unlimited

6 Years in business
Filed September 11, 2026 at 12:28 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$575
Final Liquid Funding
$1,335
Fiscal Review Record
3 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 10 ▲ 10
10X Coder
Disruptive
Disruptive

10X Coder

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale 2.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 15 Funding
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#1
Office Manager
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
Blockchain-Enabled
▸ Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 5 Funding
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▼ 40
Paper Tiger
◈

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 2 Funding
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▲ 200
Golden Goose
◈ ◈ ◈

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 12 Funding
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▲ 40
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 3s.
▸ Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 24 Funding
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◈ 40
Animal Lover
✦ MVP ✦

Animal Lover

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 70 Funding
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▼ 10 ▲ 10
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
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▼ 24 ⇈ 2
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 16 Funding
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▼ 10
Project Manager
Disruptive
Disruptive

Project Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
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▼ 20 ▲ 5
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 13 Funding
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Corporate Policies

Work/Life Balance
◆
#1

Work/Life Balance

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸ Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
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◆ 215 Funding
Austerity Measures
◆
#2

Austerity Measures

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸ Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆ 37 Funding
Open Door Policy
◆
#3

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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◆ 90 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#4

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
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◆ 50 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#5

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
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◆ 30 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 6, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 6 • $575 VALUATION • 3 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $135 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $135 Valuation Yr 2 $185 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $185 Valuation Yr 3 $245 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $245 Valuation Yr 4 $300 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $300 Valuation Yr 5 $400 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $400 Valuation Yr 6 $575 Fiscal Year 6: 3 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $575 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $135 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $185 1 1 Stable
Year 3 $245 2 1 Stable
Year 4 $300 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $400 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $575 3 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Escrow Unlimited is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record

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Company DNA

Composition of the final board

5 types
One corporate identity
  • Employee ×8
    Employee / 8 assets
    • 10X Coder
    • Office Manager
    • Data Analyst
    • Animal Lover
    • Hard Worker
    • Robot Worker
    • Project Manager
    • Code Monkey
  • Human ×6
    Human / 6 assets
    • 10X Coder
    • Office Manager
    • Data Analyst
    • Animal Lover
    • Hard Worker
    • Project Manager
  • Animal ×3
    Animal / 3 assets
    • Paper Tiger
    • Golden Goose
    • Code Monkey
  • Machine ×1
    Machine / 1 asset
    • Robot Worker
  • Scheme ×1
    Scheme / 1 asset
    • Paper Tiger
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