MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Loading Dock
Asset Market 🏷️ 10% OFF 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 3.0 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 2–8

The Loading Dock

“Pallets stacked to the rafters and a forklift beeping somewhere out of sight. Sign here and it is yours.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.loading_dock

Buy Stock assets by the pallet

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 10% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 80
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (22 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Inventory Clerk (2 sold) Paper Tiger (2 sold) Petty Cash (1 sold) Rush Delivery (1 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
50.0% (2 / 4 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
3.0 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 3.0 cards per stop (75% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
6 items ($36 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (2 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$10 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$1 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$7 NEW UNIT 8 days ago
$3 UPGRADE 8 days ago
$3 UPGRADE 8 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 8 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Loading Dock's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 13 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 5 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 4 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Sort: Pick Rate Win Rate Sales Price Size Name
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1-SLOT
Rush Delivery

Rush Delivery

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Debt for each asset you have with Stock, then Restock all your assets 1.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 1 Funding
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Rush Delivery

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$1 Funding List: $2
-10% OFF

Gain 1 Debt for each asset you have with Stock, then Restock all your assets 1.

Pick Rate 50.0% (2/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Free Trial

Free Trial

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Stock 3.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Free Trial

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Profit 15. Stock 3. Always costs 0 Funding.

Pick Rate 42.9% (3/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
3-SLOT
Cargo Ship

Cargo Ship

BASIC
LARGE VEHICLE
10.0
SEC
▸ Restock all your assets 1.
▸ Profit 15 for each of your assets with Stock.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Cargo Ship

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Restock all your assets 1. Profit 15 for each of your assets with Stock.

Pick Rate 33.3% (1/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Vending Machine

Vending Machine

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Vending Machine

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Profit 40. Stock 3.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 5
1-SLOT
Inventory Clerk

Inventory Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Restock the asset to your left 1.
▸ Profit 5 for each asset you have with Stock.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Inventory Clerk

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-10% OFF

Restock the asset to your left 1. Profit 5 for each asset you have with Stock.

Pick Rate 26.7% (4/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Bulk Order

Bulk Order

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock adjacent assets 1 and Fast Track them 1s.
▸ Stock 2.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Bulk Order

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-10% OFF

Restock adjacent assets 1 and Fast Track them 1s. Stock 2.

Pick Rate 25.5% (12/47)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 36
1-SLOT
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 36 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Final Notice

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-10% OFF

Inflict 36 Loss. Stock 2.

Pick Rate 23.7% (45/190)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →

Paper Tiger

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$3 Funding List: $4
-10% OFF

Inflict 40 Loss. Stock 1.

Pick Rate 22.8% (65/285)
Win Rate 11.8% (2W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 25
2-SLOT
Online Store

Online Store

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 25.
▸ Stock 4.
▸ Whenever one of your Vehicles activates, Restock this 1.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Online Store

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding List: $16
-10% OFF

Profit 25. Stock 4. Whenever one of your Vehicles activates, Restock this 1.

Pick Rate 21.1% (4/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Petty Cash

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Profit 40. Stock 3.

Pick Rate 20.6% (86/417)
Win Rate 3.8% (1W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 200
1-SLOT
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →

Golden Goose

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $24
-10% OFF

Profit 200. Stock 3.

Pick Rate 18.6% (37/199)
Win Rate 16.7% (5W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 15
2-SLOT
Warehouse District

Warehouse District

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat for each asset you have with Stock.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Warehouse District

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding List: $18
-10% OFF

Gain 15 Moat for each asset you have with Stock.

Pick Rate 14.3% (1/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 35
2-SLOT
Clothing Line

Clothing Line

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 35.
▸ Stock 4.
▸ When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Clothing Line

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding List: $20
-10% OFF

Profit 35. Stock 4. When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.

Pick Rate 12.5% (1/8)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ◈ 10
3-SLOT
Backrooms

Backrooms

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Restock all your assets 1.
▸ For every Stock this has left, your other assets get +10 Profit, +10 Loss and +10 Moat.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 47 Funding
Full Dossier →

Backrooms

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$85 Funding List: $95
-10% OFF

Restock all your assets 1. For every Stock this has left, your other assets get +10 Profit, +10 Loss and +10 Moat. Stock 3.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Storage Room

Storage Room

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Your other assets with Stock hold +1 max Stock.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Storage Room

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. Your other assets with Stock hold +1 max Stock.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
2-SLOT
Corner Store

Corner Store

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10 for each asset you have with Stock.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →

Corner Store

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$3 Funding List: $4
-10% OFF

Profit 10 for each asset you have with Stock. Stock 4.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
3-SLOT
Restaurant

Restaurant

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10 for each of your Humans.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Restaurant

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Profit 10 for each of your Humans. Stock 4.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
3-SLOT
Farm

Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
▸ At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +1 max Stock.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Farm

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Profit 40. Stock 3. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +1 max Stock.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Automated Restocker

Automated Restocker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock adjacent assets 1.
▸ Inflict 10 Loss for each asset you have with Stock.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Automated Restocker

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Restock adjacent assets 1. Inflict 10 Loss for each asset you have with Stock.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 100
1-SLOT
Mom's Spaghetti

Mom's Spaghetti

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Stock 1.
▸ Whenever one of your Humans is Slowed, Restock this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Mom's Spaghetti

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding List: $16
-10% OFF

Profit 100. Stock 1. Whenever one of your Humans is Slowed, Restock this.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
2-SLOT
Ghost Kitchen

Ghost Kitchen

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each asset you have with Stock.
▸ This cannot be Audited, Slowed or Liquidated.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Ghost Kitchen

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-10% OFF

Profit 20 for each asset you have with Stock. This cannot be Audited, Slowed or Liquidated.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Delivery Drone

Delivery Drone

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE VEHICLE
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Stock 2.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Restock this 1.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Delivery Drone

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-10% OFF

Profit 30. Stock 2. Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Restock this 1.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here