MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Pawn Shop
Asset Market 🏷️ 10% OFF 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 2.0 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–5

The Pawn Shop

“Bars on the window, a bell on the door. Everything here is a loan against something you will sell later.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.pawn_shop

Buy assets built to be sold

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 10% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 85
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (20 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Golden Goose (6 sold) Paper Tiger (6 sold) Alumni Network (5 sold) Salvage Yard (5 sold) Final Notice (4 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
23.0% (23 / 100 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
2.0 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 2.0 cards per stop (50% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
46 items ($1,460 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$7 NEW UNIT about 16 hours ago
$7 NEW UNIT about 16 hours ago
$45 NEW UNIT about 16 hours ago
Logo Tee
$12 NEW UNIT about 16 hours ago
$14 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$45 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$18 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$3 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$18 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$14 NEW UNIT 12 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Pawn Shop's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 14 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 3 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 3 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Sort: Pick Rate Win Rate Sales Price Size Name
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▲ 30
1-SLOT
Exit Interview

Exit Interview

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ When you sell this, gain 1 XP.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 11 Funding
Full Dossier →

Exit Interview

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$19 Funding List: $22
-10% OFF

Profit 30. When you sell this, gain 1 XP.

Pick Rate 50.0% (3/6)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Free Trial

Free Trial

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Stock 3.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Free Trial

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $10
-10% OFF

Profit 15. Stock 3. Always costs 0 Funding.

Pick Rate 42.9% (3/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Salvage Yard

Salvage Yard

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When you sell a Machine, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Salvage Yard

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding List: $20
-10% OFF

Profit 10. When you sell a Machine, this permanently gains +10 Profit.

Pick Rate 38.9% (28/72)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Bulk Order

Bulk Order

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock adjacent assets 1 and Fast Track them 1s.
▸ Stock 2.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Bulk Order

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-10% OFF

Restock adjacent assets 1 and Fast Track them 1s. Stock 2.

Pick Rate 25.5% (12/47)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Alumni Network

Alumni Network

BASIC
SMALL BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When you sell an Employee, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Alumni Network

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding List: $20
-10% OFF

Profit 10. When you sell an Employee, this permanently gains +10 Profit.

Pick Rate 24.4% (11/45)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▼ 36
1-SLOT
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 36 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →

Final Notice

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding List: $8
-10% OFF

Inflict 36 Loss. Stock 2.

Pick Rate 23.7% (45/190)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 2 Funding
Full Dossier →

Paper Tiger

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$3 Funding List: $4
-10% OFF

Inflict 40 Loss. Stock 1.

Pick Rate 22.8% (65/285)
Win Rate 11.8% (2W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Brand Equity

Brand Equity

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain 50 Valuation.
◆ 65 Funding
Full Dossier →

Brand Equity

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$117 Funding List: $130
-10% OFF

When you sell this, gain 50 Valuation.

Pick Rate 21.1% (8/38)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 25
2-SLOT
Online Store

Online Store

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 25.
▸ Stock 4.
▸ Whenever one of your Vehicles activates, Restock this 1.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Online Store

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding List: $16
-10% OFF

Profit 25. Stock 4. Whenever one of your Vehicles activates, Restock this 1.

Pick Rate 21.1% (4/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Petty Cash

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Profit 40. Stock 3.

Pick Rate 20.6% (86/417)
Win Rate 3.8% (1W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Tech Writer

Tech Writer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ When you sell this, upgrade a random Machine.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 17 Funding
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Tech Writer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$31 Funding List: $35
-10% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. When you sell this, upgrade a random Machine.

Pick Rate 19.5% (8/41)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 200
1-SLOT
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →

Golden Goose

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $24
-10% OFF

Profit 200. Stock 3.

Pick Rate 18.6% (37/199)
Win Rate 16.7% (5W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Royalties

Royalties

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When you sell this, permanently gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 25 Funding
Full Dossier →

Royalties

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding List: $50
-10% OFF

Profit 10. When you sell this, permanently gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 18.6% (11/59)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
User Data

User Data

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.
◆ 25 Funding
Full Dossier →

User Data

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding List: $50
-10% OFF

When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.

Pick Rate 17.5% (11/63)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ▼ 50
1-SLOT
Legacy System

Legacy System

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ When you sell this, lose 25 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →

Legacy System

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$58 Funding List: $65
-10% OFF

Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. When you sell this, lose 25 Valuation.

Pick Rate 16.7% (8/48)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 35
2-SLOT
Clothing Line

Clothing Line

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 35.
▸ Stock 4.
▸ When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Clothing Line

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding List: $20
-10% OFF

Profit 35. Stock 4. When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.

Pick Rate 12.5% (1/8)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Skillful Mentor

Skillful Mentor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit.
▸ When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 25 Funding
Full Dossier →

Skillful Mentor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding List: $50
-10% OFF

A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit. When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.

Pick Rate 4.8% (1/21)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
3-SLOT
Vacant Lot

Vacant Lot

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain 30 Funding.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →

Vacant Lot

Common ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$54 Funding List: $60
-10% OFF

When you sell this, gain 30 Funding.

Pick Rate 4.3% (1/23)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
3-SLOT
Restaurant

Restaurant

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10 for each of your Humans.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Restaurant

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Profit 10 for each of your Humans. Stock 4.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
3-SLOT
Farm

Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
▸ At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +1 max Stock.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Farm

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$12 Funding List: $14
-10% OFF

Profit 40. Stock 3. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +1 max Stock.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here