MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Bankruptcy Filed
Sergei, company founder
Founded by Sergei

Bastion Group

6 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$450
Final Liquid Funding
$612
Fiscal Review Record
3 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 48 ⇈ 3
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 40 ▲ 10
Code Monkey
Disruptive
Disruptive

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
▲ 120
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
▼ 120
Sketchy Contractor
✦ MVP ✦

Sketchy Contractor

PRO
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ Windfall 55%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◈ 80
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
▼ 40
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▲ 200
Golden Goose
◈ ◈ ◈

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
▼ 30
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Corporate Policies

Recurring Revenue
PLUS
◆
#1
POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
◆
#2
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Word of Mouth
◆
#3
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#4
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Underdog
◆
#5
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Quality Assurance
◆
#6
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Lean Operations
◆
#7
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 6, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 6 • $450 VALUATION • 3 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $110 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $110 Valuation Yr 2 $160 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $160 Valuation Yr 3 $220 Fiscal Year 3: 2 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $220 Valuation Yr 4 $285 Fiscal Year 4: 3 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $285 Valuation Yr 5 $375 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $375 Valuation Yr 6 $450 Fiscal Year 6: 3 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $450 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $110 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $160 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $220 2 1 Setback
Year 4 $285 3 1 Stable
Year 5 $375 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $450 3 3 Bankrupt

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Bastion Group is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
6 Filings
Years 1 through 6

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

6 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $110 0W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $160 1W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
+

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 3 $220 2W - 0S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
+
⚡
Disruptive

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Non-compete Agreement

Non-compete Agreement

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Slow the rival's Employees 3s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
YEAR 4 $220 2W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
+
⚡
Disruptive

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
▸ Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
YEAR 5 $305 3W - 1S
Assets
Robot Worker
+

Robot Worker

PLUS
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 24 Loss.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
+
⚡
Disruptive

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Sketchy Contractor
+

Sketchy Contractor

PLUS
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Graphic Designer
+

Graphic Designer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Quality Assurance
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
YEAR 6 $450 3W - 2S
Assets
Robot Worker
++

Robot Worker

PRO
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 48 Loss.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Code Monkey
+
⚡
Disruptive

Code Monkey

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Unpaid Intern
++

Unpaid Intern

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Sketchy Contractor
++

Sketchy Contractor

PRO
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ Windfall 55%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Graphic Designer
++

Graphic Designer

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Policies
Recurring Revenue
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Open Door Policy
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Aggressive Pricing
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Quality Assurance
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 100 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

7 types
One corporate identity
  • Employee ×5
    Employee / 5 assets
    • Robot Worker
    • Code Monkey
    • Unpaid Intern
    • Graphic Designer
    • Consultant
  • Human ×5
    Human / 5 assets
    • Unpaid Intern
    • Sketchy Contractor ×2
    • Graphic Designer
    • Consultant
  • Service ×3
    Service / 3 assets
    • Sketchy Contractor ×2
    • Consultant
  • Animal ×2
    Animal / 2 assets
    • Code Monkey
    • Golden Goose
  • Scheme ×2
    Scheme / 2 assets
    • Commission Structure
    • Ad Network
  • AI ×1
    AI / 1 asset
    • Ad Network
  • Machine ×1
    Machine / 1 asset
    • Robot Worker
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