Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $400
- Final Liquid Funding
- $936
- Fiscal Review Record
- 3 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 200 and Fast Track your fastest asset 4s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 120 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
True Believer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 100.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
✦ MVP ✦
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 160 Loss.
▸
Profit 160.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Debt.
▸
Apply 6 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Corporate Policies
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
#5
#6
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 6, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $80 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $130 | 2 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $190 | 3 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $255 | 3 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 5 | $325 | 3 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 6 | $400 | 3 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Vanguard Corp is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
/
0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
6 Filings
Years 1 through 6
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Office Hamster
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Assets
++
PRO
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Office Hamster
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
++
PRO
++
PRO
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
True Believer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 100.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Fire Sale
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 16 Loss.
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
++
PRO
++
PRO
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
True Believer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 100.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Fire Sale
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 16 Loss.
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Crunch Time
MEDIUM
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your Employees 3s.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
++
PRO
+++
ENTERPRISE
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
True Believer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 100.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 160 Loss.
▸
Profit 160.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Debt.
▸
Apply 6 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Crunch Time
MEDIUM
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your Employees 3s.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Assets
++
PRO
BASIC
++
PRO
++
PRO
+++
ENTERPRISE
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 200 and Fast Track your fastest asset 4s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 120 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
True Believer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 100.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 160 Loss.
▸
Profit 160.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Debt.
▸
Apply 6 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
-
Human ×5
Human / 5 assets- Consultant
- Superfan
- True Believer
- Volunteer
- Lobbyist
-
Scheme ×3
Scheme / 3 assets- Bootstrapped
- Credit Card Roulette
- Lobbyist
-
Animal ×1
Animal / 1 asset- Vulture Capitalist
-
Benefit ×1
Benefit / 1 asset- Expense Account
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Employee ×1
Employee / 1 asset- Consultant
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Service ×1
Service / 1 asset- Consultant
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