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ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 6 PLACEMENT—
PRO
BASIC
PRO
PRO
ENTERPRISE
BASIC
BASIC
PLUS
BASIC
POLICY SLOT
POLICY SLOT
POLICY SLOT
POLICY SLOT
6 Years Archived
QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4
Vanguard Corp
Scrappy, The Bootstrapper · Final year 6 · Bankruptcy
Bankrupt · History retained
Final board
▲ 80
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 200 and Fast Track your fastest asset 4s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆
52 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
15 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 80
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 120 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
56 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 80
▲ 100
True Believer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 100.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
80 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 160
▲ 160
✦ MVP ✦
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 160 Loss.
▸
Profit 160.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
32 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 45
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆
20 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 20
▲ 20
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
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11 Funding
Full Dossier →
#7
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Debt.
▸
Apply 6 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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35 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 40
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
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9 Funding
Full Dossier →
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Enacted corporate policies
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
90 Funding
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
110 Funding
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
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75 Funding
#5
#6
#7
#8
Recent player encounters
Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.
Score breakdown
Starting run record: 3W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.
Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
YEAR 1
$80
0W - 0S
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
4 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Hamster
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
9 Funding
Full Dossier →
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YEAR 2
$130
1W - 0S
Assets
++
PRO
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
28 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Hamster
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆
26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆
11 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
50 Funding
YEAR 3
$190
2W - 0S
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
++
PRO
++
PRO
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆
26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
28 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 100.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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80 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆
20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆
11 Funding
Full Dossier →
Fire Sale
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 16 Loss.
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆
8 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
50 Funding
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
90 Funding
YEAR 4
$255
3W - 0S
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
++
PRO
++
PRO
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆
26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
28 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 100.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
80 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆
20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆
11 Funding
Full Dossier →
Fire Sale
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 16 Loss.
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆
8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Crunch Time
MEDIUM
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your Employees 3s.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆
12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
50 Funding
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
90 Funding
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
110 Funding
YEAR 5
$325
3W - 1S
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
++
PRO
+++
ENTERPRISE
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆
26 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
28 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 100.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
80 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 160 Loss.
▸
Profit 160.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆
20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆
11 Funding
Full Dossier →
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Debt.
▸
Apply 6 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆
35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Crunch Time
MEDIUM
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your Employees 3s.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆
12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
50 Funding
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
90 Funding
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
110 Funding
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
75 Funding
YEAR 6
$325
3W - 2S
Assets
++
PRO
BASIC
++
PRO
++
PRO
+++
ENTERPRISE
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 200 and Fast Track your fastest asset 4s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆
52 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 120 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
56 Funding
Full Dossier →
True Believer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 100.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
80 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 160 Loss.
▸
Profit 160.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆
20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Vulture Capitalist
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Apply 1 Debt.
▸
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆
11 Funding
Full Dossier →
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Debt.
▸
Apply 6 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆
35 Funding
Full Dossier →
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆
9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
50 Funding
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
90 Funding
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆
110 Funding
POLICY
▸
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
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75 Funding