MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Baron, company founder
Founded by Baron

Vanguard Federation

10 Years in business
Filed September 14, 2026 at 05:10 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$1,305
Final Liquid Funding
$3,436
Fiscal Review Record
8 Wins / 2 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▲ 60
Salesperson
Offshore
Offshore

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 28 Funding
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⇈ 2
Interest Check
Agile
Agile

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ 4 Funding
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#2
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Debt.
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 17 Funding
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#3
Rubber Duck
Offshore
Offshore

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
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▲ 30
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 7 Funding
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▼ 40
Late Fee
Patented
Patented

Late Fee

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 200 Loss.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 36 Funding
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▼ 240 ▲ 240
Corporate Sponsors
Agile
✦ MVP ✦
Agile

Corporate Sponsors

ENTERPRISE
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 240 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 240.
Buzzword
Agile
Agile
▸ 10% faster.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 140 Funding
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▲ 40 ▼ 40
Loan Shark
Gamified
Gamified

Loan Shark

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Gamified
Gamified
▸ +25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
◆ 26 Funding
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▲ 10
Nepo Baby

Nepo Baby

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 6 Funding
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Corporate Policies

Lean Operations
PLUS
◆
#1

Lean Operations

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.
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◆ 100 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
◆
#2

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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◆ 60 Funding
Old Money Rules
◆
#3

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆ 180 Funding
Regulatory Capture
◆
#4

Regulatory Capture

POLICY
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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◆ 75 Funding
Fortified
◆
#5

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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◆ 65 Funding
Open Door Policy
◆
#6

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
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◆ 90 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#7

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
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◆ 30 Funding
Recurring Revenue
PRO
◆
#8

Recurring Revenue

POLICY PRO
▸ Permanently gain +4 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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◆ 440 Funding

Fiscal Growth Timeline

CRITICAL COMEBACK
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Surviving at 2 setbacks (one defeat away from liquidation!), the board engineered a historic turnaround to secure Market Domination.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 10 • $1,305 VALUATION • 8 Wins / 2 Setbacks SURVIVED NEAR-BANKRUPTCY
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $170 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $170 Valuation Yr 2 $450 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $450 Valuation Yr 3 $660 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $660 Valuation Yr 4 $725 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $725 Valuation Yr 5 $805 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $805 Valuation Yr 6 $905 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $905 Valuation Yr 7 $980 Fiscal Year 7: 5 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $980 Valuation Yr 8 $1,130 Fiscal Year 8: 6 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $1,130 Valuation Yr 9 $1,230 Fiscal Year 9: 7 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $1,230 Valuation Yr 10 $1,305 Fiscal Year 10: 8 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $1,305 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $170 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $450 1 1 Stable
Year 3 $660 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $725 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $805 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $905 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $980 5 2 1 Strike Left
Year 8 $1,130 6 2 1 Strike Left
Year 9 $1,230 7 2 1 Strike Left
Year 10 $1,305 8 2 1 Strike Left

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Vanguard Federation is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record

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Company DNA

Composition of the final board

6 types
One corporate identity
  • Human ×4
    Human / 4 assets
    • Salesperson
    • Lobbyist
    • Unpaid Intern
    • Nepo Baby
  • Scheme ×3
    Scheme / 3 assets
    • Lobbyist
    • Late Fee
    • Corporate Sponsors
  • Animal ×2
    Animal / 2 assets
    • Rubber Duck
    • Loan Shark
  • Employee ×2
    Employee / 2 assets
    • Salesperson
    • Unpaid Intern
  • Service ×2
    Service / 2 assets
    • Rubber Duck
    • Loan Shark
  • Property ×1
    Property / 1 asset
    • Interest Check
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