MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Bankruptcy Filed

Bellwether Capital

Founder: Baron • Closed: Fiscal Year 7 • Build: 1.0.0 • CONTENT 30DEE960 • Filed: September 15, 2026 at 11:48 UTC
Final Valuation
$1,262
Final Liquid Funding
$855
Fiscal Review Record
4 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Executive Lineup (Board)

▼ 28 ▲ 20
Pitchman
Disruptive
Disruptive

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 120
Salesperson
Patented
Patented

Salesperson

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 50
Watchdog
Synergized
Synergized

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 80
Unicorn
Unionized
✦ MVP ✦
Unionized

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Unionized
Unionized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 30
Account Manager

Account Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 160
Consultant
Leveraged
Leveraged

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 16
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 16 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 20
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 20 ▼ 20
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted Corporate Policies

Open Door Policy
ENTERPRISE
◆
#1

Open Door Policy

POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 300 Funding
Old Money Rules
◆
#2

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
PLUS
◆
#3

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 11%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 175 Funding
Move Fast
◆
#4

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Regulatory Capture
PLUS
◆
#5

Regulatory Capture

POLICY PLUS
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 200 Funding
Fortified
PLUS
◆
#6

Fortified

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 35% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 200 Funding
Quality Assurance
◆
#7

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Aggressive Expansion
◆
#8

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 7, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 7 • $1,262 VALUATION • 4 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $170 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $170 Valuation Yr 2 $250 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $250 Valuation Yr 3 $340 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $340 Valuation Yr 4 $455 Fiscal Year 4: 2 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $455 Valuation Yr 5 $600 Fiscal Year 5: 3 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $600 Valuation Yr 6 $829 Fiscal Year 6: 4 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $829 Valuation Yr 7 $1,262 Fiscal Year 7: 4 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $1,262 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $170 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $250 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $340 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $455 2 2 1 Strike Left
Year 5 $600 3 2 1 Strike Left
Year 6 $829 4 2 1 Strike Left
Year 7 $1,262 4 3 Bankrupt

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Bellwether Capital is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
1W / 1L
2 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
50.0%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
7 Filings
Years 1 through 7

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

7 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $170 0W - 0S
Assets
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Interest Check

Interest Check

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
YEAR 2 $240 0W - 1S
Assets
Consultant
+
⚡
Leveraged

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog
⚡
Synergized

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson
+

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
YEAR 3 $320 0W - 2S
Assets
Consultant
+
⚡
Leveraged

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog
+
⚡
Synergized

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson
+
⚡
Patented

Salesperson

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Gain 30% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
YEAR 4 $455 1W - 2S
Assets
Pitchman
+

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog
+
⚡
Synergized

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson
++
⚡
Patented

Salesperson

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
++
⚡
Leveraged

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Regulatory Capture

Regulatory Capture

POLICY
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
YEAR 5 $590 2W - 2S
Assets
Pitchman
+
⚡
Disruptive

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog
+
⚡
Synergized

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson
++
⚡
Patented

Salesperson

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
++
⚡
Leveraged

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Aggressive Pricing

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY
▸ Market Share 8%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Regulatory Capture

Regulatory Capture

POLICY
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Fortified

Fortified

POLICY
▸ Your assets grant 25% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
YEAR 6 $786 3W - 2S
Assets
Pitchman
+
⚡
Disruptive

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog
+
⚡
Synergized

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson
++
⚡
Patented

Salesperson

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
++
⚡
Leveraged

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Chief Storyteller
+

Chief Storyteller

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 16 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Open Door Policy
+

Open Door Policy

POLICY PLUS
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 27.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 175 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
+

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 11%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 175 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Regulatory Capture
+

Regulatory Capture

POLICY PLUS
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 200 Funding
Fortified
+

Fortified

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 35% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 200 Funding
Quality Assurance

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
YEAR 7 $1,108 4W - 2S
Assets
Pitchman
+
⚡
Disruptive

Pitchman

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 28 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Buzzword
Disruptive
Disruptive
▸ Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Salesperson
++
⚡
Patented

Salesperson

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Buzzword
Patented
Patented
▸ At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Watchdog
+
⚡
Synergized

Watchdog

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 6s.
Buzzword
Synergized
Synergized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Unicorn
+
⚡
Unionized

Unicorn

PLUS
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 3 Scandal.
Buzzword
Unionized
Unionized
▸ At the start of battle, Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Account Manager
+

Account Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Consultant
++
⚡
Leveraged

Consultant

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 160 Loss.
Buzzword
Leveraged
Leveraged
▸ +25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Chief Storyteller
+

Chief Storyteller

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +18 Valuation.
▸ Gain 16 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Open Door Policy
+

Open Door Policy

POLICY ENTERPRISE
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 300 Funding
Old Money Rules

Old Money Rules

POLICY
▸ Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Aggressive Pricing
+

Aggressive Pricing

POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 11%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 175 Funding
Move Fast

Move Fast

POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +2000% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding
Regulatory Capture
+

Regulatory Capture

POLICY PLUS
▸ When you apply Scandal, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 200 Funding
Fortified
+

Fortified

POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets grant 35% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 200 Funding
Quality Assurance

Quality Assurance

POLICY
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 125 Funding
Aggressive Expansion

Aggressive Expansion

POLICY
▸ Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ + 150 Funding